The Church of Vape has convened. Please be seated.
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nooooo its the rebirth, we are coming back as a religion so we can be exempt from all laws. We are the Church of vape, all your base are belong to us.
The power of my fists compel youLmao.First thing we need to do is perform an exorcism on HC.
Father lanK1968 forgive me for I have sinned... the HC demons made me inhale Satan's smoke when I should have been vaping the Holy juice.
Please have mercy on my soul!
cheers
Please have mercy on my soul!
cheers
vaping is a religious ceremony we must partake several times a day. Now, no one can interfere with it.
Our Juice, that art in heaven,
hallowed be thy vapes.
Thy Juice had come,
thy drips be done,
on a 306 as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily vapes.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we flip-off those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into legislation,
but deliver us from HC
.
For thine is the Vape-dom,
the voltage and the resistance,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
hallowed be thy vapes.
Thy Juice had come,
thy drips be done,
on a 306 as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily vapes.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we flip-off those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into legislation,
but deliver us from HC
.
For thine is the Vape-dom,
the voltage and the resistance,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
Two commandments have been revealed unto me through the grace of an ego with LR carto stocked with Bavarian Cream:
1. Do not hurt yourself.
2. Do not hurt anyone else.
Sister Karen invites you all to stay for Kona Coffee and Waffle after the service.
1. Do not hurt yourself.
2. Do not hurt anyone else.
Sister Karen invites you all to stay for Kona Coffee and Waffle after the service.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my Ego to keep
If Health Canada sends more letters in my sleep
I pray to god Canada post losses these briefs
I am now smoke free and plan to vape
To heck with the haters who don't understand my escape
No one will take away my rights
They just do not understand my fight
I will vape on
I will live strong
I will love on
I will stand my my brothers and sisters
Teach the non believers who wish to learn
I will vape on
I will live strong
I will love on
I pray the lord my Ego to keep
If Health Canada sends more letters in my sleep
I pray to god Canada post losses these briefs
I am now smoke free and plan to vape
To heck with the haters who don't understand my escape
No one will take away my rights
They just do not understand my fight
I will vape on
I will live strong
I will love on
I will stand my my brothers and sisters
Teach the non believers who wish to learn
I will vape on
I will live strong
I will love on
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