Vaping Satire

[CarolT]

More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban

"Should a federal agent ask if you have an illegal e-cig loaded with high-capacity Raspberry Hurricane cartridges, you can just turn down range and fire off a few rounds to show them it's actually just an assault rifle."

More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban

Getting some humor out of an unfortunate development. Why can't the US be as smart as the UK?

 

[CMD-Ky]

More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban

"Should a federal agent ask if you have an illegal e-cig loaded with high-capacity Raspberry Hurricane cartridges, you can just turn down range and fire off a few rounds to show them it's actually just an assault rifle."

More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban

Getting some humor out of an unfortunate development. Why can't the US be as smart as the UK?

Love the "Bee".

 

[CMD-Ky]

This is a couple of years old, but I couldn't find it in this forum after a cursory search. It's funny.

vaping Youth Pastor Fills In For Broken Fog Machine

PORTLAND, OR—After Chainbreaker Church’s fog machine sputtered to a halt in the middle of the second service Sunday morning, youth pastor Bryan “The Vaped Crusader” Foster boldly stepped up to the stage, pulled out his vape, and produced an equivalent quantity of vapor into the darkened sanctuary so that the service could continue.
Vaping Youth Pastor Fills In For Broken Fog Machine

Too good, thanks.

 

[CMD-Ky]

OK the dude is a sinner but I'm not sure if he's sinned enough

Whoa, one for the dreamer. I was going to say that I once coveted Mr Christy Brinkley's wife but you'd knock me out of the park, I fear.

 

[dreamvaper]

I once coveted Mr Christy Brinkley's wife

Billy Joel?

 

[CMD-Ky]

nvm

 

[Blitzdonlife]

New Radar System Alerts Politicians When People Are Enjoying Something So They Can Ban It

 

[DavidOck]

Dang, shouldn't be giving them ideas!!

 

[CarolT]

New Radar System Alerts Politicians When People Are Enjoying Something So They Can Ban It

"Welp, looks like it's vapes today," said one advisor in the White House as he checked the charts. "People are having a lot of fun with them. A very small percentage of people are dying of them. So, we've got to ban them."

"Also they look stupid."

New Radar System Alerts Politicians When People Are Enjoying Something So They Can Ban It

 

[stols001]

Anna

 

[CarolT]

I gleaned some funnies from the comments to a recent serious article. Here goes:

In order to quit smoking, I took up electronic cigarettes several years ago. Not long after that I developed electronic long cancer. Fortunately I overcame it through electronic chemotherapy, thanks to my doctor, the family electrician.

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You forgot to mention throughout your ordeal you were also the victim of Battery, despite many charges being laid!

 

[DavidOck]

 

[ScottP]

I once coveted Mr Christy Brinkley's wife

Pretty sure many men of a certain age did. Really even now, for her age, she is still good looking. Then again I am sure maintaining those looks can't be cheap. Good thing she has loads of money.

Billy Joel?

He was a few husbands back. She has been married 4 times and is currently single. Just goes to show it takes more than looks to keep a marriage alive.

 

[DavidOck]

 

[CMD-Ky]

Winner, agree, funny, love and oh so true.

 

[DeloresRose]

Pretty sure many men of a certain age did. Really even now, for her age, she is still good looking. Then again I am sure maintaining those looks can't be cheap. Good thing she has loads of money.

He was a few husbands back. She has been married 4 times and is currently single. Just goes to show it takes more than looks to keep a marriage alive.

That last comment would make a LOT more sense if Billy Joel was good looking. Can’t address her other spouses though.

 

[ScottP]

That last comment would make a LOT more sense if Billy Joel was good looking. Can’t address her other spouses though.

I was referring to Christy's looks and the fact she has been married 4 times and still single.

 

[dreamvaper]

she has been married 4 times and still

"like a Virgin" (c)

 

[DavidOck]

 

[CarolT]

Man Sure Is Glad He Switched From E-Cigs To Regular, Healthier Cigarettes
GRASS VALLEY, CA—In response to a record of nearly 10 deaths that could possibly relate to the use of e-cigarettes and vaping, lawmakers in multiple states have begun introducing legislation to curb what has clearly become an epidemic.

“The only option here is to enact a new law restricting what people can do with their own bodies!” New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced while signing off on a state-wide ban on flavored e-cigarettes. He then left to give a speech on the importance of protecting a woman’s right to tear her unborn child to pieces.
Man Sure Is Glad He Switched From E-Cigs To Regular, Healthier Cigarettes