13. The e-cig was placed in front of a television and subjected to a marathon of every episode of Jersey Shore ever produced. The e-cig did not explode.
14. The e-cig was forced to play 8 hours of online FPS video games vs. cocky 13 year-old pros. Despite being characterized by its opponents with various euphemisms for "flaming", the e-cig did not explode.
15. The e-cig was dropped on colony LV-426 from orbit, just to be sure. Unfortunately, the e-cig did not explode.