The Never Ending Story thread

[BassAddict]

the make-up isle. Now the aliens knew where all the kangaroos from Australia disappeared to. The aliens, hired by Australian government, then..

 

[floridamale]

started dressing the kangas in womens under garments. Then they all went out for sodas in the school bus that was left running at the back door before heading

 

[Gummy Bear]

To the night club in Miami beach. But it was going to be a long trip because 1st they had to

 

[191ahc]

stop in China to pick up some eliquid and

 

[5cardstud]

a life size blow up doll of Pamula Anderson and then

 

[floridamale]

They came across the fountian of youth at which the aliens decided to

 

[191ahc]

throw in the bodies of Chuck Norris, the elephant and clown but to their amazement

 

[BassAddict]

all three of them turned into Bella Swan. Edward Cullen ran in with his heart pounding, and then crashed into a pillar from blinded love. The aliens were dumbfounded and

 

[rege]

and killed all the queers from the really bad vampire movie. then Dracula showed up and said whats going on here vampires dont glitter in the sun they burn whats wrong with you people and then he

 

[MidnightTrance]

called over Samuel L. Jackson who shouted, "I have had it with these mother **ing vampires in this mother **ing movie!" To which Dracula replied,

 

[pseudus]

"Damn Sam!" You are a Bad Mother ****er! At this point the aliens were tired and decided they definitely needed to...

 

[BassAddict]

resurrect Lance Bass to take care of Samuel L Jackson's mother ****ing a** . The tiny red aliens were about to sleep then they heard

 

[Gummy Bear]

the crackle of a high voltage atty. they all went to see who had

 

[pseudus]

that hot new raidy genesis based PV, low and behold it was

 

[Gummy Bear]

Mr. Mad. and boy was yea mad. He was mad because someone had

 

[floridamale]

Told him there was in fact no Santa Clause, just an old fat guy with a reindeer fetish, which lead him to say

 

[uba egar320]

reindeer fetishes can only mean one thing, the end of the world is near. So he went to the biggest canned pickle surplus center in the world and purchased..

 

[floridamale]

A fast action high volume air pump for the Pamela Anderson blow up doll and a secret treasure map to

 

[uba egar320]

the cast of Jersey Shores secret hideout. He took his new purchases with him, and when he walked through the door he was met by..

 

[Gummy Bear]

a 4 foot cop with a 5 foot gun, (he must have at one time been about 6 foot 7), he was holding a 10 foot ticket. He rolled up the ticket and stuffed it into the pickle and said I don't want a pickle, I just want to....