'The Package' A Tale of Pictures

[Trypno]

(All Pictures are sideways, sorry, didn't anticipate that.)
I awoke to the sound of angels and harps making their way to me from down the hallway. As I opened my eyes my brother dropped two boxes in front of my eyes. Alas, perhaps these were the long awaited packages that had been foretold of to me by the vape temple itself.
Where were they from, I wondered.

 

[Trypno]

*LE GASPAR!* Correspondence from the Holy Temple Itself! I immediately collapsed to my knees and prostrated myself at the though, before putting the package on the ground before me and staring at it longingly.

 

[Chimney34]

Hehehe!! Glad your package arrived quickly & safely! Can't wait to see what you think once you've had some time to have a good vape session with it

 

[Trypno]

Like a ravenous, writhing, tentacled beast from the underwood, I shredded the packaging and released the contents onto the world, a burst of magic that in no way resembled styrofoam packing peanuts dispersing itself happily over the earth with a heavenly sigh.

 

[Trypno]

A box, marked with the holy sigil, surely containing the holiest of holies. Akin to the Ark of The Covenant, I hesitated opening the package, for fear I may be found unworthy and struck dead on the spot by the gods of vaping.


Inside was the device, the bronze scepter itself. With whispers of conquering future nicotine cravings, my fingers traced their way over its matte surface. The scepter was smaller than I expected, yet the energy of the object bespoke of unimaginable power

 

[Trypno]

In the next box was the chalice, the vessel that would contain the life blood of my new holy scepter.

 

[Trypno]

I cleansed myself and placed the spirit vessels in the spirit channeling device to allow for charging and admired my new wares

Including a scabbard worthy of kings, the leather was a bit stiff and rough, so I treated it with mink oil for waterproofing and suppleness, then allowed to sit and dry.


(Anyway, thanks for reading along everyone. As you can see, I got my ProVari in the mail only two days after ordering. I'm amazed by how quickly it got to me. I've got the batteries on the charger. A few more hours of waiting, and I'll be vaping happily at work tonight, if the Aspire Nautilus functions properly that is.)

 

[JMM57]

LOL .. congrats. Just received a bronze beauty as well

 

[dailywalker]

WhooPPP!!! Congratulations on the wonderful unveiling!!

 

[Trypno]

Took a drive with the item. This device vapes like a king, I'm vaping on the factory default 4.0 to get a feel for it. The green LED matches the body perfectly. In the Aspire Nautilus I'm vaping Halo's Tribeca, a nice clean, subtle tobacco flavor.

 

[Trypno]

Hehehe!! Glad your package arrived quickly & safely! Can't wait to see what you think once you've had some time to have a good vape session with it

I LOVE this thing Chimney! Lumen sees totus indeed!

 

[The Ocelot]

 

[Trypno]

Fantastic! I am honored to have been found worthy. Now I just need to wait for someone to open a new signature request thread

 

[lizziebith]

No need to wait, just post here: http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/provape/545141-signature-request-thread.html

 

[Trypno]

No need to wait, just post here: http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/provape/545141-signature-request-thread.html

I initially didn't want to do that, what with 400+ posts in te thread, but it seems like POM still regularly checks the thread

 

[lizziebith]

I initially didn't want to do that, what with 400+ posts in te thread, but it seems like POM still regularly checks the thread

Alternatively, you could make your own, as I did, using the ProVarinati ambigram provided early in the thread.

 

[Trypno]

This is true, I don't want to get this thread off topic soo...anyway you could PM me with a bit of an education on just HOW to do that? I've been wondering for YEARS

 

[FringeChief68]

ConGrats

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[Trypno]

ConGrats

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Why so...ProVarious?

 

[PLANofMAN]

I initially didn't want to do that, what with 400+ posts in te thread, but it seems like POM still regularly checks the thread

I read other threads too...