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Don't listen to these people, they just want to keep it all for themselves. It is a real juice and it is probably the best that NT has to offer. Thing is, if you try to order it on the site, it won't go through. The only way to get it is to put the following in the comments when ordering something else:

"I demand a 50ml bottle of Perkin's Paste as a loyalty upgrade.

Or else.

6 mg please."
 

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Don't listen to these people, they just want to keep it all for themselves. It is a real juice and it is probably the best that NT has to offer. Thing is, if you try to order it on the site, it won't go through. The only way to get it is to put the following in the comments when ordering something else:

"I demand a 50ml bottle of Perkin's Paste as a loyalty upgrade.

Or else.

6 mg please."


well the cat's outta the bag.... ok.... straight up...

the secret pass phrase is "demand loyalty upgrade or else"


be SURE to use it
 

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SingedVapor,

In all honesty, the Paste has a unique side-effect of causing impaired cognition and short-term memory in the user - although it has been proven to contain no psychoactive components whatsoever. The effect is due to certain self-preservation techniques applied by the primate brain in traumatic situations, namely the ability to "blank out" the traumatic experience and subsequent memory.

I say this because the Paste is so truly, abominably, bowel-shakingly horrific that...


none of us really know if the Paste is really real or not.:banana:
 

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The bright side is, It's now guaranteed to contain 37% fewer bug parts....:?:
 
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Don't put it in a kayfun :( Major wicking issues and every barn cat within a square mile came and scratched up my door, and tore out the window screens.

Best to let it steep til winter.

***Underground***

You forgot the "in a lead box" bit. That's very important information, ya know. Forget that lead box and you'll have every rabid creature within a 100 mile radius trying to dig their way to China in your yard looking for the bottle.
 

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Perkins Paste is formulated like Cracker Jacks:
"......From an ancient family recipe......"
Exact specifications may NOT be divulged, as this would be a direct violation of Nicoticket, LLC's EULA.....;)
Let's just say....."the Paste"....is a once-in-a-lifetime experience...
Trust us.....THAT will be sufficient!!:D
Happy (vaping) Trails!
 

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Don't put it in a kayfun :( Major wicking issues and every barn cat within a square mile came and scratched up my door, and tore out the window screens.

Best to let it steep til winter.
Why are you making stuff up. You are either lying or you haven't told me you got it...:glare:
Why all the nonsense...what does it taste like? Who would want to vape an anchovy?:confused: You don't have to say the ingredients, just what is it like?
 

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You forgot the "in a lead box" bit. That's very important information, ya know. Forget that lead box and you'll have every rabid creature within a 100 mile radius trying to dig their way to China in your yard looking for the bottle.

I recommend a cement bunker instead. Lead tends to mute the undertones.
 
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