The Person Below You!

[SnowDragon]

The person below has violated a rental agreement and secretly hid a pet.

 

[Jani]

....and we were evicted.

Can't see the person below me, they are in a cloud of grape vapor.

 

[Puffice]

Well not a cloud or grape but maybe a puff.
The person below me is buying everyone here a new type battery.

 

[Morandir835]

Do I really have to?

The person below me is going to fund this battery buying blitz...

 

[JenJen]

If only I could!

The person below me could lose a few pounds... so could I, truth be told!

 

[Mary Kay]

Be quiet Jen! The person below me has a shoe fetish!

 

[jamvector]

Boots actually.....

The person below me sobs uncontrollably during blizzards

 

[Lisa66]

.....true.

The person below me reads trashy romance novels.

 

[JenJen]

Who doesn't? *smirks*

The person below me snores....loudly!

 

[ThankU4Vaping]

Sheesh, I didn't know you could hear me over there.

The person below me sleep-vapes.

 

[Maxwell_Edison]

I'm left handed! The person below me couldn't possibly have known that.

 

[Maxwell_Edison]

The person below me is me, and he can no longer see the comment about south paws....

 

[JenJen]

My hubby is a south paw, does that count? Anyhoo...

The person below me is going to LOVE LOVE LOVE the new drip tips - I guarantee it!

 

[Joyce]

JenJen, how did you know? I LOVE LOVE LOVE them!

The person below me makes a habit of stalking the postal carrier for the latest V4L package. Just like me.

 

[ValleyGirl]

He served me with a restraining order on Saturday The person below me uses those curly phone cord thingies on their sneakers because they never learned how to tie their shoes.

 

[jamvector]

Wow! You must be clairvoyant!

The person below me is afraid of clowns and circus folk in general

 

[JenJen]

Yikes! Clowns freak me out! *shudders at the thought* (My sister in law collects ceramic clowns - they are freaky!)

The person below me never learned pig latin!

 

[Jani]

Yikes! Clowns freak me out! *shudders at the thought* (My sister in law collects ceramic clowns - they are freaky!)

The person below me never learned pig latin!

Iway idday ootay !!

The person below me suffers from CRAFT. (thanks Joyce)

 

[SnowDragon]

Well that's strange.....this doesn't look like my facebook page at all????

The person below me drinks milks straight out of the container when nobody is looking.

 

[methic2345]

the person below me married their grandparent in order to sing the "i am my own grandpa" song from the movie the stupids, but didnt want to go through all the steps in the song