The ProVarinati Diner & Saloon #5
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Cool story... NPH is filming a movie with Matt Damon at a local studio I was at today (one of my customers). The CDN$ is so crappy that Toronto is once again becoming "Hollywood North".
The 10 Stages of Drunk Dancing
Stage 1
The night just started and you’ve only taken one sip of your drink… You feel sober and awkward and uncomfortable. Dancing is for the ladies, I’m not gonna do that. I’m a manly man. You’d rather just stand back and let others dance without you.
Stage 2
The booze starts to kick in just a little… You hear a song you like and the beat takes over you involuntarily for a second. Oh… um, uh, I wasn’t dancing. Nah, that was just a… reflex. You’re still not ready to get out there.
Stage 3
You muster up enough courage to venture out onto the dance floor… You’re not quite comfortable yet but at least you’re trying. Don’t mind me. I’ll just be out here minding my own business…
Stage 4
Wait… what’s that? Ohhhh yeah… Another drink in and you can feel the music. It’s on.
Stage 5
It’s time! You’ve reached the perfect drinks to confidence ratio. We got some dancing to do!
Stage 6
You’re dancing! You are feeling good and you are having fun.
Stage 7
You’re drunk and you’re busting out dance moves you didn’t even know you had. I am a dance machine! I am a golden god! I am… wow, I’m really drunk, but I don’t care! You might look great or you might look ridiculous, it’s hard to tell… but what you do know is that you are officially the life of the party!
Stage 8
I am the life of the party! Uh… no. You kept drinking and now you’ve passed “life of the party” and become “that guy”. You’re still having a great time but it’s definitely time to stop drinking.
Stage 9
You totally ignored the fact that you were drunk and should’ve stopped drinking. You’ve crossed the line from self confidence to delusions of grandeur. Look at me! I am a…… blahasdlkjfweorughdkl! Yeah!!! You’re probably going to hurt yourself.
Stage 10
You’re beyond fun drunk now. Dancing is over and you just want to lay down on the dance floor and take a nap. Huh! Where am I? It’s time to go home. You can start again next weekend.
Stage 1
The night just started and you’ve only taken one sip of your drink… You feel sober and awkward and uncomfortable. Dancing is for the ladies, I’m not gonna do that. I’m a manly man. You’d rather just stand back and let others dance without you.
Stage 2
The booze starts to kick in just a little… You hear a song you like and the beat takes over you involuntarily for a second. Oh… um, uh, I wasn’t dancing. Nah, that was just a… reflex. You’re still not ready to get out there.
Stage 3
You muster up enough courage to venture out onto the dance floor… You’re not quite comfortable yet but at least you’re trying. Don’t mind me. I’ll just be out here minding my own business…
Stage 4
Wait… what’s that? Ohhhh yeah… Another drink in and you can feel the music. It’s on.
Stage 5
It’s time! You’ve reached the perfect drinks to confidence ratio. We got some dancing to do!
Stage 6
You’re dancing! You are feeling good and you are having fun.
Stage 7
You’re drunk and you’re busting out dance moves you didn’t even know you had. I am a dance machine! I am a golden god! I am… wow, I’m really drunk, but I don’t care! You might look great or you might look ridiculous, it’s hard to tell… but what you do know is that you are officially the life of the party!
Stage 8
I am the life of the party! Uh… no. You kept drinking and now you’ve passed “life of the party” and become “that guy”. You’re still having a great time but it’s definitely time to stop drinking.
Stage 9
You totally ignored the fact that you were drunk and should’ve stopped drinking. You’ve crossed the line from self confidence to delusions of grandeur. Look at me! I am a…… blahasdlkjfweorughdkl! Yeah!!! You’re probably going to hurt yourself.
Stage 10
You’re beyond fun drunk now. Dancing is over and you just want to lay down on the dance floor and take a nap. Huh! Where am I? It’s time to go home. You can start again next weekend.
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Did you tell them that you knew me?Got a less-than-1-day reply from smok when I asked them
Hello,valued customer
My apologize for the delaying.
We are sorry that we do not sale the micro tfv4 separately.
Sorry for the inconvinence.
Hmm. Checked tracking.
So far, it traveled from "Rowland Heights" - apparently a section of L.A. to City of Industry - which IS a section of L.A. with a lot of shipping going on. That's about a 6 mile journey.
Only 450 more miles to go!!
At least it's in the U.S.
Heck, it's in SoCal - no snow to worry 'bout.
So far, it traveled from "Rowland Heights" - apparently a section of L.A. to City of Industry - which IS a section of L.A. with a lot of shipping going on. That's about a 6 mile journey.
Only 450 more miles to go!!
At least it's in the U.S.
Heck, it's in SoCal - no snow to worry 'bout.
So glad to see that the gif's not loading right for me is a forum issue and not a user error one... I've been experiencing all kinds of loading problems lately...The 10 Stages of Drunk Dancing
Stage 1
The night just started and you’ve only taken one sip of your drink… You feel sober and awkward and uncomfortable. Dancing is for the ladies, I’m not gonna do that. I’m a manly man. You’d rather just stand back and let others dance without you.
Stage 2
The booze starts to kick in just a little… You hear a song you like and the beat takes over you involuntarily for a second. Oh… um, uh, I wasn’t dancing. Nah, that was just a… reflex. You’re still not ready to get out there.
Stage 3
You muster up enough courage to venture out onto the dance floor… You’re not quite comfortable yet but at least you’re trying. Don’t mind me. I’ll just be out here minding my own business…
Stage 4
Wait… what’s that? Ohhhh yeah… Another drink in and you can feel the music. It’s on.
Stage 5
It’s time! You’ve reached the perfect drinks to confidence ratio. We got some dancing to do!
Stage 6
You’re dancing! You are feeling good and you are having fun.
Stage 7
You’re drunk and you’re busting out dance moves you didn’t even know you had. I am a dance machine! I am a golden god! I am… wow, I’m really drunk, but I don’t care! You might look great or you might look ridiculous, it’s hard to tell… but what you do know is that you are officially the life of the party!
Stage 8
I am the life of the party! Uh… no. You kept drinking and now you’ve passed “life of the party” and become “that guy”. You’re still having a great time but it’s definitely time to stop drinking.
Stage 9
You totally ignored the fact that you were drunk and should’ve stopped drinking. You’ve crossed the line from self confidence to delusions of grandeur. Look at me! I am a…… blahasdlkjfweorughdkl! Yeah!!! You’re probably going to hurt yourself.
Stage 10
You’re beyond fun drunk now. Dancing is over and you just want to lay down on the dance floor and take a nap. Huh! Where am I? It’s time to go home. You can start again next weekend.
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