Last edited:
THE PUB - Open for (non) Business
- Thread starter Judge Mental
- Start date
- th_trl_thread_readers 0
- Status
LOL Vaughanie! I don't know what we're both still doing up at this time, but alright I'm ready for one of Suzi's best pints in the world!!!
Oh and I just saw Ike's been outbidded for the US release - I bloody hope it's not some tw&t US supplier who's come up with a mound of dough at the right time even though Ike has put his heart and soul into this whole thing well before the rush!!! grrrrrr
Come on Suzi the barlady, give us a story to cheer us all up... or else I'll have to think of something!
I'll provide the pint.
You'll have to come up with the bawdy stories, my friend!
You'll have to come up with the bawdy stories, my friend!
Wow Suzi - that just looks perfect... in fact that's inspiration for my first bawdy joke.... okay here goes (I did just make it up)
A man walks into a bar....ouch
orders a pint
says to the bar lady:
you give a pretty good head.... boom boom
Okay so the joke was poor..... and it combine 2 jokes, but hey it was bawdy!
A man walks into a bar....ouch
orders a pint
says to the bar lady:
you give a pretty good head.... boom boom
Okay so the joke was poor..... and it combine 2 jokes, but hey it was bawdy!
Ehhh... I'm going to cut ya some slack due to the stress and the late hour in your part of the country, Tim. You get high marks for effort and bawdiness, however.
Ehhh... I'm going to cut ya some slack due to the stress and the late hour in your part of the country, Tim. You get high marks for effort and bawdiness, however.
Ah come on Suzi - I did ask you to tell the story.... you should have guessed there was a reason behind that!
Well in explanation to excuse my terrible excuse for a joke: in England, a pint should have a nice head (the foamy bit) hence 'you give good head'.... am I digging a hole here??
Ahahaha... why yes, yes you are, my dear!
I'm aware that the foam on the top of a pint is called head. And if I think back really, really hard I can almost remember what the other kind is too.
And with that, I'm bidding all you nice folks a pleasant night - what's left of it.
I'm aware that the foam on the top of a pint is called head. And if I think back really, really hard I can almost remember what the other kind is too.
And with that, I'm bidding all you nice folks a pleasant night - what's left of it.
Ahahaha... why yes, yes you are, my dear!
I'm aware that the foam on the top of a pint is called head. And if I think back really, really hard I can almost remember what the other kind is too.
And with that, I'm bidding all you nice folks a pleasant night - what's left of it.
Night night Suzi and thanks for the (bar) support.....
Anyone fancy a glass of red wine?
After yesterday and today, wine just isn't gonna cut the mustard!
Can you please find me something stronger....... and make it a double!!!
And throws in a bag of chips (or whatever you folks from across the pond want to call them) for sustenance
Thank you Suzi, I need this one! My step-son is a Brewer hereHere ya go, sister...
Lots of different kinds of beers and ales, all delicious
I will have a baileys Irish cream, with a side of ikenvape.com, thanks,
by the way, bartender, is it OK ???? ikenvape in here ????
Hello pub whos paying for drinks? I just wondered what xa xa means please its confused me this week a lot
xa xa is Imeo's way of saying ha ha , I think,
at least that is the way I take it anyway, -----
ahhh rite thats cool then. I was just joining the vapers forum because I want 2 discuss the gg and ask why they r all nasty about it and they said the gg blows up, Is this true I didnt read it here and cant ask on the gg forum real cuz I am not allowed in
Christenadear, I suggest you either speak coherently so you can be understood, or move along. You are beginning to sound like a troll.
Lu
Lu
- Status
Similar threads
