The Three Word Story thread (because the contest one was so much fun!)

[pchela]

You're a stump?

 

[Murdock Ruml]

Lame fart jokes

 

[loxmythe]

Got better ones?

 

[Murdock Ruml]

I'm not 12

 

[pchela]

conjoined women or

 

[loxmythe]

Pchela started it

 

[beebopnjazz]

her .... stutters

 

[pchela]

I did not!

(for real, irl, I won't even say that word)

 

[Murdock Ruml]

Pchela stabs jox

 

[beebopnjazz]

Oh! A two-fer!

 

[pchela]

Pchela stabs jox

with a spoon

 

[Murdock Ruml]

Inflicting more pain

 

[pchela]

than they could

 

[Murdock Ruml]

Handle. Zenfidels unite!

 

[pchela]

But they retaliated

 

[Murdock Ruml]

With gasy farts

 

[pchela]

and... full circle.

 

[loxmythe]

Back to farts

 

[pchela]

I can't escape

 

[Murdock Ruml]

I meant darts