The truth: Vaping has Serious Drawbacks

[Sanity Challenged]

All I ever see on this forum is glowing praise for this new vaping fad. If the ECF wants to be a fair and balanced resource for research about this new hobby, then the drawbacks of vaping must be exposed. New vapers must be made aware that they may experience some or all of the following vaping-related afflictions as a result of becoming involved in this risky new hobby:

EXCRUTIATING PAIN - - Once your taste buds start to recover, you might just discover that your favorite wing sauce packs just a weee bit too much heat.

DECREASED SEXUAL PERFORMANCE - - improved cardiovascular fitness makes for longer sessions on the exercise bike, which means less time for downloading internet pr0n.

FINANCIAL PRESSURE - - Oh sure, PVs can be less expensive than cigarettes, but does that take into account the amount of increased 401K donations you're going to need to make now that Death by Lung Cancer may no longer be a reasonable retirement plan?

SOCIAL ISOLATION - - I bet you never realized just how much your old smoking buddies....well....stink.

HEART TROUBLE - - You may have thought romance was in the air when your postal carrier started bringing you such delightful gifts on a weekly basis, but her reaction to your invitation to come inside and inhale your Snickerdoodle juice will leave you broken-hearted.

 

[swedishfish]

That was great!! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[cavibird2005]

Thats hillarious, you made made my day

 

[Balthezar]

welcome to ECF Sanity Challenged.
Almost as good as the Clam Juice Review on youtube

CrAzYodaz Crab Juice Review (E-Liquid) - YouTube

This twice in one night I have had a good laugh

 

[AutumnWolf]

Love it! Great post - welcome to the forum!

 

[Big Screen D]

Nice post. Headline had me ready to throw down, then I LMAO reading it.

 

[Dieseler]

I think your future post will be fun to read . Thanks for the laugh and almost choke on my PV inhale.

 

[Rickajho]

You got me! When I saw the thread title I had no idea what sort of noob nonsense I might find. What a great post.

Welcome! And thanks for a great laugh - I needed that!

 

[MegaBee]

awesome non bias review lol...

 

[sammy43]

Great post! Too funny!

Sanity Challenged - Welcome to ECF! Great fun folks here. I think you will fit in quite nicely.

 

[Lisa66]

You are a trip! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Vchick]

Welcome Sanity, wait til you read up on terminology and realize not all condoms are the same...........

 

[Tull]

I think your future post will be fun to read . Thanks for the laugh and almost choke on my PV inhale.

I did choke!

 

[lunabella]

Hahahaha! I loved your post! I too read the title and thought -okay - some crankypants is having a nic fit and needs to rage. lol. I was laughing so hard reading your post. You totally nailed it!

Welcome to ECF and the wonderful world of vaping, Sanity!

 

[Sanity Challenged]

welcome to ECF Sanity Challenged.
Almost as good as the Clam Juice Review on youtube

CrAzYodaz Crab Juice Review (E-Liquid) - YouTube

This twice in one night I have had a good laugh

I actually had that in my shopping cart 2 nights ago, then chickened out. After watching the reviews, I'm just so tempted to find out if it can really be that bad. Maybe that's one drawback I missed - Suicidal Tendencies.

 

[JW50]

Factors I've not considered in the past. Maybe you're right and return to smoking is best - maybe the only - recourse. But, just thinking, maybe the Chinese could come up with a stink machine/stink spray that might ameliorate the social isolation problem. Maybe a fix on some of other areas as well. Excruitiating pain - let's push for VG based hot wings. It may cool things down but produce a lot of "smoke". Heart - try UPS/FedEx - who knows! Financial pressure - lots of vendors who might assist there. Blu cig , green cig and white cloud - have you added their stock to your 401k. Sex performance - reduce nic level. I understand it reduces desire to cycle. These problems - I think - are fixable.

 

[Corncob]

More Benefits:

TIME - Having to "step outside" for a cigarette - 5 minutes x 1 pack per day = 100 minutes = 11 hr. 45 minutes per week. That's almost a part-time job. This doesn't include time and gas spent stopping by the store for another pack.

Ash in your eye, burn holes on your car seats, citations for flicking a .... out the window, bad professional first impressions from stinking, yellow teeth, ciggy stink finger, cellophane pieces swimming in your car, the daily "oh no i'm almost out" feeling, lighters, ... byebye.

Dentists use VG to TREAT gum disease.

Someday, burning tobacco will be accepted as ridiculous by the current smokers.

For those trying to quit cigs - After stepping down to zero nic ejuice and being drug-free for a while, the psychological addiction to smoking is easier to tackle by itself without the ups and downs of withdrawals.

my $.02

 

[stephpd]

Welcome Sanity, wait til you read up on terminology and realize not all condoms are the same...........

There's a whole new vocabulary that I'm just getting use to.

Guys at work really get a kick out of the use of the word 'analog'.
(though I haven't seen 'digital' used for ecigs.)

 

[pantera]

Awesome post! Being a new vaper, I was worried I made q mistake... Glad I was wrong!

 

[Deathwhitch]

I look up my pron on my smatphone, while using that treadmill