The Twisted Wish Game

[Princessdee]

Granted.

Your perfect case is on the desk. Compact (like Mary Poppins bag) ALL your PVs and batteries, juice, atties, cartos, everything fits inside a tiny beautiful case that you carry everywhere. Unfortunately, it is taken from the table when you sit to have lunch.

When you describe the contents and the case to the police they don't believe all that could fit in that small a case and write you off as an attention-seeker and the case is never found.

I wish I had the energy to get up from here and work on my to do list.

 

[sweetz]

Granted! Now, if only you could find the list....

You spend four hours and waste all your energy looking for the to do list that has been resting snugly in your back pocket the whole time.

I wish my kids would play happily all day without a single fight!

 

[Princessdee]

Granted. Your kids play very nicely BESIDE, not WITH each other because ther combined IQ is 12.

I wish my Grandkids had inside voices.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Your grandkids are telepathic mutants like the children of the damned or those bulging head aliens like the ones from that Star Trek episode: The Cage. The veins popping out of their balding oversized heads are kinda creepy, but you'll never say anything. That's because they can also lift heavy objects and explode things with the power of their minds.

Mustn't say anything bad about the dear little kids. They're good children. They're good children. Must... keep.... smiling...... They're .... good.... children.



I wish I could 3D-print my own electronic gadgets.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Poof!!! You can but they look like crap in RL!!!

I wish I could perfect a device they used on Star Trek (a replicator would be awesome!!!).....

 

[sweetz]

Granted! You are so proud when you make a replicator that you order up a big ole bottle of your favorite e-juice. Unfortunately, you forgot the quantity button, and it just keeps producing and producing, until you're finally crushed under the weight of 5,000,000 bottles of your favorite juice!

I wish the mail ran as fast as email! Click, order, and Poof - it's here!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. In a big money-saving move, USPS scans all the mail and converts it to electronic documents and PDFs. You get all your mail as fast as electrons can move. Unfortunately, you can't cash a scanned cheque. Nor can you vape a JPEG.

I wish people were more forgiving.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* People and their forgiveness levels rise to epic proportions, primarily from the fact they now have last bit of manners they had. Being shoved, mugged, stolen from, punched and occasionally non-fatally stabbed are just a way of life now. Enjoy the anarchy and remember "Hold not the grudge against thy neihbor".

I wish there was more than just street vendor "Roach Coach" options open at 7AM by my work.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Voila!!! Your wish is granted but the food still all sucks........

I wish arthritis wasn't creeping up on me......

 

[sweetz]

Poof! A new miracle drug is introduced that completely cures arthritis by turning back time on your genes. However, the side effects being that once you're on the meds and your genes are younger, so is the rest of your body...which breaks into acne, raging hormones, and those sulky mood swings all teens suffer from. Enjoy!

I wish I was off all week for Thanksgiving!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Your Thanksgiving turkey gives you a wicked case of food poisoning. Cramps, ........, migraines and severe dehydration keep you off your feet for at least a week.

I wish Canada had a Black Friday.

 

[Princessdee]

Granted!
Thursday night at midnight ALL the lights in Canada go out and stay out until Saturday morning at 12:01.

I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish I could figure out what to get Hubby for Christmas that he would really like.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. You're on the couch and hubby's sleeping with your sister.

I wish I had a Holodeck like the one from Star Trek.

 

[sweetz]

Granted....except someone left the parental controls at level 0 and now you're stuck with children's programming and nature shows only!

I wish I could read minds

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Unfortunately, you realize that everyone's thoughts are absolutely filthy. And they won't stop! Yadda yadda yadda... *bleep* this... *bleep* that.... *bleep*...*bleepin* @#$!#$!@#$!!!!!!

God! Everyone just needs a big *bleeping* kick to the head! Grow up, people! !@#$!@#$!!!!!

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I wish Christmas wasn't so stressful.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* Christmas is no longer stressfull, and in fact, does not exist. The pope decided to move it away from its pagan origins and put it midyear as it should have been. It is now retitled "Holy Jeebus Day" in honor of the new catholic anti-cursing campaign.

I wish for more wishes (someone had to do it sometime)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Unfortunately, wishes are like plastic surgery. You never quite get what you're looking for and using more wishes to fix everything just tends to make things worse. You've got trillions safely stored away in an offshore bank in the Bahamas and a gaggle of bathing beauties ready to attend to your every need on several private south sea island retreats, but you're stuck on a moon of Saturn. You've got flippers for feet, a johnson that's a metre long and a foot thick and bulging Popeye forearms that are an absolute pain to drag around. Your vocal chords were crushed by an extremely muscular neck and that will pretty much ensure you can't properly enunciate the next couple of wishes to rectify your situation.

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I wish the president would start taking my ideas seriously.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Poof! Your wish is granted and now we have an Idiocracy!!!

I wish I could think of another wish than the wish I don't wish to see twisted........

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* Wish Granted, but by not stating it as a wish here it does not come true...Did you really think wishing would win you that ProVari?

I wish everyone a happy thanksgiving!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

*Poof* Wish Granted, but by not stating it as a wish here it does not come true...Did you really think wishing would win you that ProVari?

I wish everyone a happy thanksgiving!

Nope, wanted something that mortality excludes.........

SHAZAM!!!! Everyone has a happy thanksgiving but a crappy black friday! (Hard one to twist)

I wish my son would get a girlfriend....