The Twisted Wish Game

[Landhew]

Poof...you can now teleport to where you choose, but you can't control WHEN.

I wish my Great Dane was a puppy again so I could live his life with him all over again.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Your wish is granted -- but another dog has to die for him/her.........<-----abjectly cruel, sorry!

I wish that I would have married my college sweetheart.

 

[BryanL]

You get your wish... But they snore loudly and fart in their sleep never allowing you to get a decents night of rest again...
I wish I had a bigger house

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*poof* Your house is now 10 times its normal size including all your belongings. You can no longer reach the countertops and your Ego is 3 feet tall.

I wish I had unlimited juice funds...

 

[Landhew]

Poof a doo. You now have unlimited juice funds, but that is your only funds.

I wish my husband was home today because I'm sick along with one of my kids.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* He just walked in, staggering Drink, and stepped on one kid before getting sick, Which in turn, caused a chain reaction with you in the middle of it.

I wish I knew what to get for lunch...

 

[RippleInStillWater]

(like Barbra Eden!) You know what to get but now dinner vexes you!

I wish I could relive days that are special in my memory.

 

[sierrabravo]

*Flop* You get to relive the special days, but all of them all at the same time in one confusing day!

I wish I was more motivated...

 

[Landhew]

*Poof* You are more motivated. Full-on, Sweatin' to the Oldies, Richard Simmons, short shorts motivated.

I wish I didn't find out today that my Great Dane has cancer.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*poof* You didn't find out today and squandered the last precious days you could have had with your beloved pet.

I wish I could think of better wishes...

 

[sierrabravo]

*Fwapp* Your mind is full of the most wonderful wishes the world has ever seen, but your keyboard has been severely damaged making it impossible to post in this topic.

I wish a malevolent benefactor would pay off all my bills...

 

[oldsoldier]

poof! all you bills have been paid... with counterfeit cash (you did say malevolent)
I wish that the rest of ECF had as good a sense of humor as PIF

 

[RippleInStillWater]

POOF -- everyone has a great sense of humor but PIFing is outlawed (funny scrooges).

I wish we could elect competent representational governmental bodies.

 

[pchela]

*Poof* Granted! You've got competent bodies. Just the bodies. No heads. No brains. (which might be an improvement)

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow morning.

 

[BryanL]

Wish granted, but the reason you don't go is that someone stole your car and now you cant get anywhere...

I wish I lived in cinderellas castle in Disney World

 

[kelleymcm]

pooof you live in cinderellas castle in Disney World,
problem is YOUR the chamber maid & have to clean it !!

I wish the world could live in peace & harmony .............

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* The world now lives in peace and harmony, as a plague has wiped out all of the Human life on the planet.

I wish I could win free juice for life!

 

[440BB]

Poof! Wish granted! You now have free juice for life but thanks to a bout of amnesia you can't remember what to do with it...and you're feeling verrrry edgy!

I wish everybody used their turn signals for lane changes!

 

[pchela]

Poof! Everybody now uses their turn signals for lane changes. And they are all the type who forget to turn off their blinkers and drive 20 miles under the speed limit. Sadly, they are all in front of you, always, with no way around them.

I wish I wasn't awake so early!

 

[sierrabravo]

*Ba-bam* You fall blissfully asleep... And wake up 500 years in the future to a world that has been overtaken by mutant Gallagher and Carrot-Top clones!

I wish political rhetoric didn't have such far-reaching effects on global economic markets.