The Twisted Wish Game

[RippleInStillWater]

Shaaaa-zammmmm!!! You have 6 fingers -- but no thumbs, its hard to pick up anything!!!

I wish I had enough money to keep my family happy and contented, no more....

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted however you have to spend so much time working you miss out on your life

I wish I could quit these darn cigarettes completely

 

[Odell]

Badong!! Your desire for cigarettes vanishes! Unfortunately, it is replaced with an irresistible urge to use ....... You expire penniless on the street in a run down neighborhood of Wilkes Barre. (geez that even depressed me).

I wish I could breathe underwater

 

[AngelsRUs]

Poof! Wish granted you can now breathe underwater but you can longer breathe air

I wish I didn't have to go back-to-school clothes shopping tonight!

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

Poof you dont have to go back to school clothes shopping tonight but now you have to go to school naked since you didnt go shop for clothes!

I wish the car parts im selling would hurry up and sell!

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted. They sell to a Nigerian prince and you spend the rest of your life waiting for the money transfer.

I wish I had some cake right now

 

[RippleInStillWater]

You have some cake right now but its meat cake, made with bullion and gelatin -- and don't ask me how I know how to make it....blech!!!

I would like a chocolate cream pie, however......

 

[QBass]

*Kaslorph* The genie gets an evil twinkle in his eye that makes you nervous, yet he realizes his first reaction to your wish would probably lose him his ability to give further wishes, so he hands you a beautifully crafted chocolate cream pie with shaved Belgian bark on top. You just can't get over that first look he gave you upon hearing your wish and end up passionately fearing the pie, never taking the chance to indulge in it's rich, creamy, otherworldly goodness.

I wish I had a variable voltage e-cig mod (or at least a working 6v mod).

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* Wish granted...unfortunately it will only take a 24 volt battery configuration so you end up swiping the batteries from grandma's hoverround to power it.

I wish my supplier wasn't always out of stock

 

[QBass]

*Kaschwing!* Your supplier now has more fresh daily stock than they could possibly sell just to be certain they never run out. Sadly, in a spastic fit of the heebie-jeebies, you tear all of the labels from your bottles then come down with a chronic case of brain flatulence resulting in your remembering neither who your supplier is nor how to contact them.

I wish I owned and lived in one of the 165 residences aboard the cruise ship The World.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Abracadabra!!!! You could live there -- but never leave, never set on land again...........

I wish I wasn't allergic to long-haired animals (I know, those who know me and my appearance, I can see the irony!!!)

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* you are now able to snuggle up to the Shaggy DA with no problems or symptoms

Unfortunately you are now alergic to Human Hair! You have to have your entire body including the inside of your ears and nose waxed every other day to keep your symptoms tollerable! I am not even going to mention the really horrible bits that have to be waxed....

I wish my PV batteries never died or needed a charge...

 

[VpnDrgn]

* Sha-za-am* You are chosen as a beta tester for a new battery technology. The battery not only last for ever,
but the voltage output is adjustable. Unfortunately, the power source is leaking theta gamma radiation and
your friends notice you are looking a little green and speaking in mono syllables.
"Dampf want juice!!... Where juice?!!!... Dampf SMASH !!!!


I wish my carto tanks wouldn't leak.

 

[loxmythe]

poof wish granted - they don't leak anymore - they also taste like moldy socks now

I wish my idiot nephew could get to work on time so I could quit firing him (5 times in 2 years) or maybe I wish I was smart enough to stop giving him chances.

 

[zerominusone]

Pa-dow! Your idiot nephew will never be late for work again, thereby allowing you to never have to fire him, thereby allowing your buisness to triple in production, thereby allowing you to go to college to get more knowlegdeable, thereby allowing you to take a culinary class, thereby enticing you to start baking cakes, thereby opening a new business; a bakery. Where you eat more cake than you sell and become fat and live in abject poverty for the remainder of your years. But look on the bright side, you got you wish.

I'm almost out of the best juice I ever tasted, Cinn-a-bun from myvaporstore and I wish I didn't have to buy more.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*poof* There is now an endless supply of cinabun juice for you, but you realize too late that ...... in the juice was why you couldn't put it down. Your last puff is your last breath as well, but hey, like the joker said..."go with a smile!"

I wish I hadn't eaten so much at the fund raiser brunch this morning...

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Shazam! You didn't eat at all and are ravenous!!!!

I wish some of life's battles were easier......

 

[AngelsRUs]

Shazam! Life's battles are very simple now...unfortunately do to this people no longer have the skills and character they learned/earned from life's battles and in and ironic twist still can't handle life's battles. Like helping a butterfly from a cocoon, it dies cause it wasn't able to prepare and build the muscles they need and die....

I wish I had the ability to know when people are telling the truth and lying...and be able to prove it every-time...and have the wisdom on how to use it wisely to benefit everyone....

 

[West"by-god"Virginia]

Tada.... Wish granted , you can prove it and know how to benefit the people but everyone lies and therefore noone believes you ....

I wish I had public speaking skills and didn't about have a panic attack everytime I have to speak in front of a large group ...

 

[AngelsRUs]

Shazam! You now have awesome public speaking skills and never have panic attacks speaking in front of a large group, unfortunately you now have panic attacks when you have one-on-one conversations or are visiting with small groups of people.

but everyone lies and therefore noone believes you ....

Wow...nothing changed then ROFL!

I wish my son would complete his homework (25 missing assignments this quarter so far) do his chores and be thankful for what he does have rather than complain about what he doesn't have due to his poor choices...