The Twisted Wish Game

[Jinglepixie]

Wish granted, he does all of his homework, all of his chores and is so thankful for what he has that he doesn't feel he needs anything else in life, so he lives at home with you for the rest of his life, playing addicting MMO games on the computer.

I wish that I didn't have anything to wish for.

 

[AngelsRUs]

Poof! WIsh granted! Mankind loses any sense of hope, you no longer have anything you wish for, but neither does anyone else. All of mankind falls into a deep abysmal depression with no hope and nothing to wish for mankind's survival is threatened since everyone stays in bed all day depressed and having no hope they cease to become productive and no longer care about anything!

I wish everyone practiced brotherly love.

 

[AngelsRUs]

Jinglepixie WTG for you and your hubby! ....ummm is it bad that I have saved over that much in half the time and am the only smoker.....ugggh! So glad I started vaping!

 

[gingersnaps]

wish granted the entire human race is now all brothers and bc there are no women we stop breading and go extinct.
I wish my kids didn't try to kill each other every day

 

[Jinglepixie]

Wish granted, they no longer try to kill each other, but go after you instead.

I wish I had an endless supply of high quality, Ecig supplies.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*POOF* Wish Granted - An endless supply of 401 batteries, 901 cartos and very premium quality "Vomit" flavored e-juice in glass bottles with dropper tops is delivered daily. All are stamped with "Not for sale or trade, will prosecute" on the side.

I wish saturday was twice as long.

 

[Jinglepixie]

Congrats, Saturday is now twice as long, but now weekdays are four times longer.

I wish I had a panda-dog.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Voila!!! You get a panda-dog but you cannot afford to feed its specialized diet........

I wish I could find a woman to 'vape' with sans guilt.......

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*POOF* The most gorgeous woman you have ever seen walks up with sleekest mod you have ever seen and whispering ohmage, volts and juice names in your ear....goes home with you.

You wake up the next morning and EVERY e-cig related item is Gone! Even that burned out atty you were going to try to mod...She's craft!

I wish for a never dying atty

 

[RippleInStillWater]

*POOF* The most gorgeous woman you have ever seen walks up with sleekest mod you have ever seen and whispering ohmage, volts and juice names in your ear....goes home with you.

You wake up the next morning and EVERY e-cig related item is Gone! Even that burned out atty you were going to try to mod...She's craft!

I wish for a never dying atty

It would never die, it would become a zombie atty and start eating your brain slowly but surely making you incapable of thinking about anything other than vaping - -wait, has that already happened?!?!?!

And for the right night with the right evil woman, it sounds like my wish is granted un-twisted!!!

I wish I could foresee the effect of what I say and type to minimize inappropriateness (not my forte)

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted but you become dull and boring and we don't read your posts anymore

I wish my darn computer would stop messing with me.

 

[QBass]

*kablam!* Understanding the dilemma of being messed with, your postal carrier decides to come to your rescue. They are leaving their job and have taken anger management classes alongside their regular workplace therapy sessions for months now, so won't be needing their BFG anymore and gift it to you as a supplement to your scrawny little pea-shooter ak-47. Your computer would not dare now. Sadly, your new postal carrier knows about this transaction and the reputation for meanness you have righteously fostered through your insatiable and unbending iron willed judgment of ECF community evil-doers and refuses to go near your home now.

I wish I had friends IRL with interests that coincided with mine.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Congratulations. All your new friends are as sex-obsessed as you are. You all enjoy taking "pokes" at the hole in a big barrel. Unfortunately, it's Sunday which means it's your turn in the barrel.

I wish the internet didn't take up so much time.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*POOF* Sudden beautiful mind clarity allows you to read web pages at 5000X speed. Within days you are banned from every server for your apparent "Denial of Service" attacks on all your favorite sites and your ISP cancells your connection.

I wish someone would fix the leak in the plumbing at my house....

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What are the odds we both we reusucitate this at the same time?!??! POOF! The plumbing is now outdoors!

I wish I had an economic-drought-resistant money tree in the back yard!!!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. You now have 20 brazillian dollars growing in your back yard. 20 Reals (the official currency of Brazil) are worth about $11.56 USD. Better harvest 'em before the worms get 'em. The tree won't bloom again for another 2 years or so.

Although the trees require almost no maintenance, which makes them very economical to grow, the soil on your property won't support more of them. Blah, blah, blah.... you get the idea.

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I wish I could cash these old Valentines kisses and hugs coupons anywhere.

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted. Newt Gingrich will gladly honor those for you

I wish I was rich

 

[zerominusone]

Al - a - ka - zamm! Your vish has been granted. You now have all the money you will ever need/want. You go on your first spending spree a you local bakery. They have so many different cakes, you can't decide on just one and buy them all. You go home to enjoy your new goodies only to end up injesting too much sugar and going into a coma. No one finds you so you don't get any help and just lay there on the floor and die, with frosting all over your face.

I wish my girlfriend would quit acting stupid.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! It's not an act, anymore.

I think she's crying again. Better check her adult diaper. You should probably consider buying the better brand, i.e. Depends. It also looks like she's leaked all over the carpet.

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I wish people were better behaved in movie theaters.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* - Wish granted! The behavior was improved by splitting people into 2 different groups based on a quick intellect and background screenings. The theaters for genius level people are exceptional - a glitch in the system (so you claim to the manager) causes you to be scored as a "simpleton" class moviegoer and you are stuck watching movies on an old slide projector screen in the basement. The good news is that there is now a drool bucket and a free lollipop at every movie!

I wish people would smile more...