The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

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Lannie

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You are the ruler huh? Have them bring you lunch. ;)

:lol::lol::lol: TOUCHE! Or go pee on the carpet and see if THEY clean it up! Ruler... ha! I'm sorry, that just REALLY struck my funnybone! Anyone with critters is a servant, through and through! ;)
 

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:lol::lol::lol: TOUCHE! Or go pee on the carpet and see if THEY clean it up! Ruler... ha! I'm sorry, that just REALLY struck my funnybone! Anyone with critters is a servant, through and through! ;)
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:lol::lol::lol: TOUCHE! Or go pee on the carpet and see if THEY clean it up! Ruler... ha! I'm sorry, that just REALLY struck my funnybone! Anyone with critters is a servant, through and through! ;)
Alright, alright everyone!!!! You're all correct!!! It's soooooooooooooooo true. :lol::lol::lol:
 

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ya got a point there
Alright, alright everyone!!!! You're all correct!!! It's soooooooooooooooo true
I have been pondering this on and off most of the day, wondering why we humans so often think of ourselves as the "Masters of Our Domain." I said, "I am the Master of cutting up the beef scraps to make dog food," while the dogs stare at me with an expression that says "Hurry up, Bozo. We're starvin' here!" I am the Master of cat food and cleaning the litter boxes, while the cats take naps until I have it all the way they want it so they can come mess it up again. Lannie is the Master of the chicken cage, cleaning it spotlessly, but before she even gets across the room, there's another plop to go back and pick up. Lannie is also the Master of the vacuum cleaner, but within half an hour of making the living room spotless, there is dog hair, cat hair, and chicken feathers everywhere again. I think we only clean the house so it won't be ankle-deep every time we turn around. Yes, we are the Masters of everything we survey... and those animals have sure trained us well.

And that doesn't even count the cows, horses, dog, cats, and chickens who live outside and demand our "services" multiple times per day. Sigh...
 

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I have been pondering this on and off most of the day, wondering why we humans so often think of ourselves as the "Masters of Our Domain." I said, "I am the Master of cutting up the beef scraps to make dog food," while the dogs stare at me with an expression that says "Hurry up, Bozo. We're starvin' here!" I am the Master of cat food and cleaning the litter boxes, while the cats take naps until I have it all the way they want it so they can come mess it up again. Lannie is the Master of the chicken cage, cleaning it spotlessly, but before she even gets across the room, there's another plop to go back and pick up. Lannie is also the Master of the vacuum cleaner, but within half an hour of making the living room spotless, there is dog hair, cat hair, and chicken feathers everywhere again. I think we only clean the house so it won't be ankle-deep every time we turn around. Yes, we are the Masters of everything we survey... and those animals have sure trained us well.

And that doesn't even count the cows, horses, dog, cats, and chickens who live outside and demand our "services" multiple times per day. Sigh...
Kinda the way the rulers of the world work too.
 

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I have been pondering this on and off most of the day, wondering why we humans so often think of ourselves as the "Masters of Our Domain." I said, "I am the Master of cutting up the beef scraps to make dog food," while the dogs stare at me with an expression that says "Hurry up, Bozo. We're starvin' here!" I am the Master of cat food and cleaning the litter boxes, while the cats take naps until I have it all the way they want it so they can come mess it up again. Lannie is the Master of the chicken cage, cleaning it spotlessly, but before she even gets across the room, there's another plop to go back and pick up. Lannie is also the Master of the vacuum cleaner, but within half an hour of making the living room spotless, there is dog hair, cat hair, and chicken feathers everywhere again. I think we only clean the house so it won't be ankle-deep every time we turn around. Yes, we are the Masters of everything we survey... and those animals have sure trained us well.

And that doesn't even count the cows, horses, dog, cats, and chickens who live outside and demand our "services" multiple times per day. Sigh...
So true. I spend so much time on Mr. Freeman, cleaning his ears, taking him to the vet, and he has this horrible skin condition from allergies. He's a failed Labra doodle experiment so I have to clip him every 2 weeks and bathe him in medicated shampoo. Not to mention Tabitha. She was just growling at me cause it's play time.
I used to have horses too. Toting hay and feed for 3 horses was no easy task. But yet, "we" are called the masters. Hmmmm. I say HOOEY!!!
 

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Maybe an I empathize button, but I'll be I won't be able to get a moderator here to set that up as I'm sure it violates some rule.

We can put that in right after I get my Snark button

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Rixy and Emms - it's so sad when people part ways, but great that you are doing so on good terms.

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Thanks, I will talk when I feel better and I will still be making that trip to the US.
I totally understand darlin. Glad it was amicable. and that would be amazing to still be able to see you.

Wow!!!! She is SOOOOO beautimus!
Mr. Freeman is barking at me to feed him. Alas, I am a humble servant!:oops:
She is beautiful! And jup, we are their servants. A friend of mine who had cats always called herself a human can opener. But, we choose to have them, and could choose not to have them, so we're still kinda masters.

Jerry Lewis.... right?
Cinderfeller........that wuz hilarious!
 
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