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stols001

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Border patrol has filled up my radiator when it was cracked. I used to see them at the hospital shepherding illegals who had fallen off the wall. This one lady was there a long time, and I was like, "Why don't you take her back she CHOSE to climb it.""

He mournfully shook his head and was like, "No without treatment she'd die in a Mexican prison.

I did not say, "You pays yo money, you take your chances."

IDK they are super polite at all the crossings. Course, I am not a smuggler.

All TPD has ever done is give me tickets, ONE time for a cracked windshield. I did not knw that was even a CRIME but I do now.

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None. If the vape police showed up, I’d just start swinging because they’re vape police. Then I’d go to vape jail for assaulting an officer of the vape law. I’m not optimistic that you can vape in vape jail. So, I’d have the wife sell off all my mods and try to raise money for a vape lawyer.
 

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I’d probably go with my least complex regulated mod which is the Zenith 3 a variable voltage mod. One dial & no screen or buttons just a dial on the front.

I’d like to take a Zeus single coil tank but the glass could brake so I’d take an RDA instead probably the Dead Rabbit.

And then I’d cry forever from leaving all my beautiful and EXPENSIVE stabwood mods behind :shock: !!
 

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I’d probably go with my least complex regulated mod which is the Zenith 3 a variable voltage mod. One dial & no screen or buttons just a dial on the front.

I’d like to take a Zeus single coil tank but the glass could brake so I’d take an RDA instead probably the Dead Rabbit.

And then I’d cry forever from leaving all my beautiful and EXPENSIVE stabwood mods behind :shock: !!
You worry a lot, dont you?
 

stols001

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After working a HALF day in Pima co jail, I would probably like, ask the cops to shoot me dead instead. That was the longest I waited for a job (background tests) and the shortest I QUIT one.

Granted, it was Pima Co jail but it was REALLY unpleasant. You can't smoke or vape. You have to poop, out on the OPEN with everyone. I get that everyone has to do it so perhaps it's not so bad, but I am NOT taking a DUMP where all my cellmates can see me not to mention the guards.

I don't think they had TP but I did not look so close. Wouldn't shock me though, unless it's a punishment you can get, like "No toilet paper for you today, Anna."

Jails are slightly vortexes to the underworld I feel. At least if the cops shot me dead my family could sue, you know?

See, always thinking of others, LOL

Anna
 
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