I have to run up to town.
Cousin Feed is going to practice his speech at that rotunda thing up there in what the town joking refers to as the City Park and I want to hear it.
I'm going to take two folding chairs that I found left out on somebody's porch one night that I guess they didn't want any more.
I'm taking two chairs so that me and the old drunk guy that hangs out at the rotunda thing can sit and listen to the speech. Maybe I can get the real chubby lady with a mustache from the Hardware Store to come over and listen to it too. She'll have to sit on the rotunda though because there ain't enough folding chairs in the whole town to park her backside on!! She's real pretty though and has four teeth! Around here if a woman has more than two teeth they are considered a fashion model.
Anyhow, I'm all excited about hearing the speech. I don't know what that "Sympathetic" things is that Cousin Feed is going to talk about ... I think its some kind of medicine for old people like me. But I'm sure anxious to hear it. Hope he doesn't charge us any money because I don't have any.
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You don't fool us! You went to take a nice long nap lol

