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[Bovinia]

I don't envy you Sdh. The last time I did any recovering, I had the old covers to use as patterns. This was for a sofa, too many years ago to count!

 

[5cardstud]

I Got my mod done finally. I should say redone. Anyway I love the way it vapes.

Chimney I can't count on one hand the amount of times I've had people call for help because their car wouldn't start only to find it wasn't in park. After the third time I started asking when they call before I drive to where they're at. That post was funny.

 

[salemgold]

Ha, ha! That post is too much truth, Chimney. These folks nowadays also don't know how to count change back. If the register breaks, you better hope that you have the right change!

 

[Sdh]

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh....it is all true...

Too funny! It's so good to see/read ya Chimney!

 

[Sdh]

I don't envy you Sdh. The last time I did any recovering, I had the old covers to use as patterns. This was for a sofa, too many years ago to count!

I quit for the day! I think I might be able to finish most tomorrow...if I stay off the computer.

 

[Bovinia]

I'm just lurking tonight...I'm in a baked sweet tater coma

 

[Sdh]

I'm just lurking tonight...I'm in a baked sweet tater coma

Hmmmm....sweet potato's. I had healthy turkey burgers I cooked on the grill. I will grill in 5 feet of snow if I have to. I also grill the onions on the grill. I might have to pick up some sweet potato's for the grill now. Hmmmm I love them with onion fried in a skillet.

 

[Bovinia]

That sounds good! I had MIL's meatloaf, which is actually pretty good. Tomorrow she wants me to go and pick up a new window air conditioner for her.

 

[lilac7779]

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[Bovinia]

 

[Bovinia]

I finally got around to mixing the coconut that I got from Nature's Flavors, 8% coconut and 2% FA condensed milk. Quick steeped with the little baby mixer and let it sit for several hours (open bottle) on top of my warm router. Tanked some up this morning and yum!!

I use FA coconut in my complex mix, but the NF looks like it's going to be a keeper for a creamy coconut vape. Fa and Capella's coconut both fall way short on stand alone coconut mix

 

[5cardstud]

I​'ve been playing again.

 

[Wharf Rat]

Howdy All !!!!

The big guy knew how much I hate cold weather so he warmed up the Windy City for me the last two days. Vapebash was a blast, a whole lot of good people hangin' out.

Checked another one off my Bucket List.... Went to Wrigley Field and saw my Giant beat the Cubbies...... Let go Gi...Ants !!!

Boss sent me a text today and said I needed to come in tomorrow, otherwise TT might go broke.

Damn I hate those bossesess

 

[5cardstud]

Howdy All !!!!

The big guy knew how much I hate cold weather so he warmed up the Windy City for me the last two days. Vapebash was a blast, a whole lot of good people hangin' out.

Checked another one off my Bucket List.... Went to Wrigley Field and saw my Giant beat the Cubbies...... Let go Gi...Ants !!!

Boss sent me a text today and said I needed to come in tomorrow, otherwise TT might go broke.

Damn I hate those bossesess

Glad your having Fun Wharf. But uh..er...uh Me and TT need you back at your um...um... Forgot what you call them things Oh ya Job tomorrow.

 

[Bovinia]

5'er, not sure what was on your mind when you made your graphic, but it made me laugh! That's how it would look if I were to go visit the AH

Wharf, shame you have to come home, but I'm glad to hear you had a great time.

Been kinda quiet around here the last few days. I've had my mind in a better, mellower place, and I'm soaking it up until I overflow. Kind of a turning point in my view of life, and it feels damn good to remember who I am...and what I'm worth

 

[5cardstud]

That's great Bo. Just keep doing the same thing.

My little buddy is growing like a weed. Even this pic of him and his sister is 4 or 5 mo. old. I can't look at him without laughing with a good feelig.

 

[lilac7779]

Good morning.

 

[Bovinia]

You make beautiful grandkids 5c! They do grow up fast

 

[5cardstud]

Only one is mine the other one is her half sister. I'm still the grampa she goes to.

 

[markfm]

A beautiful day in CNY, 60s and sunny.