My top 10 list of advantages of using an E-cig are as follows....
10. I won't sound like Joan Rivers at age 80 when I'm 40!... Whoah!
9. After quiting analogs, I am smarter than Gary Busey looks on normal days!...
8. I have reduced my carbon footprint by switching from analogs to an E-cig, thus saving the planet! " May I get a tax reduction for my e-cig supplies?" Response," No, because you are now cutting your'e carbon dioxide level output down, thus plant life cant thrive properly on this planet, so we must raise taxes for that." (Huh?)
7. By quiting analogs, I've discovered Betty Whites immortality.... Dang...your'e 91 and staring on 2 new sitcoms??!!!
Aww We love you Betty! <3
7. Since I've quit analogs, I've realized that Nancy Grace is a B!@Ch! Oooo, yes I said it, investigator journalist!( I still love her show)
6. Since i quit analogs, I've made real friends and have no need for a I https://www.perfectpollypet.com/?gclid=CJTykJjo_rcCFSxk7AodIRcAEw I attract real people now!!
5. After I quit analogs, I realize the time I wasted watching Kim Kardashian, and the idiocy of her childs name, "North"....Who's the father...Mr. West? they MUST be smoking something!! LOL
4. I can smoke an e-cig undetected at my local AppleBee's ...cause none of the employees give a crap!
3. I look and feel better than Amana Bynes...
2. i offend less people now than Paula Dean!!..Whoah!...Too soon, hmm? *sorry*
...and the number 1 reason I'm glad I quit analogs is.......*drum roll*
I may not get cancer from smoking now, but I may get it from "other" sources" according to Micheal Douglas.... Michael Douglas Oral Sex Throat Cancer Link: Actor's Shocking Comment - UsMagazine.com
Oh yeah, Im sure it wase'nt the decades of smoking cigars...It's Cathrine Zeta-Jones...Errmmmm. Ummm.... Well see for your'e self
"Meow"
* I do not intend to offend any race, religion, political view or lifestyle choice. This is a comedic styling of Cheekychica and all views are her own and legally provided to public use through http:google.com*
So whats your reasons for quiting and making the step to 21st century recreational inhaliation?? Post Below..I'd love to hear it!! <3
10. I won't sound like Joan Rivers at age 80 when I'm 40!... Whoah!
9. After quiting analogs, I am smarter than Gary Busey looks on normal days!...
8. I have reduced my carbon footprint by switching from analogs to an E-cig, thus saving the planet! " May I get a tax reduction for my e-cig supplies?" Response," No, because you are now cutting your'e carbon dioxide level output down, thus plant life cant thrive properly on this planet, so we must raise taxes for that." (Huh?)
7. By quiting analogs, I've discovered Betty Whites immortality.... Dang...your'e 91 and staring on 2 new sitcoms??!!!
Aww We love you Betty! <37. Since I've quit analogs, I've realized that Nancy Grace is a B!@Ch! Oooo, yes I said it, investigator journalist!( I still love her show)
6. Since i quit analogs, I've made real friends and have no need for a I https://www.perfectpollypet.com/?gclid=CJTykJjo_rcCFSxk7AodIRcAEw I attract real people now!!
5. After I quit analogs, I realize the time I wasted watching Kim Kardashian, and the idiocy of her childs name, "North"....Who's the father...Mr. West? they MUST be smoking something!! LOL
4. I can smoke an e-cig undetected at my local AppleBee's ...cause none of the employees give a crap!
3. I look and feel better than Amana Bynes...
2. i offend less people now than Paula Dean!!..Whoah!...Too soon, hmm? *sorry*
...and the number 1 reason I'm glad I quit analogs is.......*drum roll*
I may not get cancer from smoking now, but I may get it from "other" sources" according to Micheal Douglas.... Michael Douglas Oral Sex Throat Cancer Link: Actor's Shocking Comment - UsMagazine.com
Oh yeah, Im sure it wase'nt the decades of smoking cigars...It's Cathrine Zeta-Jones...Errmmmm. Ummm.... Well see for your'e self
"Meow"
* I do not intend to offend any race, religion, political view or lifestyle choice. This is a comedic styling of Cheekychica and all views are her own and legally provided to public use through http:google.com*
So whats your reasons for quiting and making the step to 21st century recreational inhaliation?? Post Below..I'd love to hear it!! <3
