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jj2

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I know Jj I could think of a few as well :)

stupid laws

in Oklahoma :
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It Is Illegal To Have A sleeping Donkey In Your Bathtub After 7pm .:facepalm:

New York City:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.:ohmy:
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". :rolleyes:
 

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I live in California and these are some stupid laws here:

These are California State Laws:
1)A law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
You would be pressed to find an in use dance floor where there is no wiggling

2)All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Now, that is just WRONG

3)Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
This would BE fair - IF they had a room!!
 

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This one's for you jj :)

Tigger facts:

Description: A Very Bouncy Animal, about 23 inches tall. Very active and fun-loving. Looks like a tiger.

Address: 100 Acre Wood North, (Lives with Kanga and Roo).

Favourite Food: Extract of Malt (Roo's strengthening medicine). Has some of Roo's breakfast cereal as his medicine.

Food he dislikes: hunny, haycorns, and thistles.

Favourite Things to Do: Lots of bouncing and singing!!

Most annoying habit: Bouncing on people !!

Most Useful talent:Bouncing up to reach high places.

Things he dislikes: Getting stuck in trees.

The Most Wonderful Thing About Tiggers: "I'm the only one!"

Quotes and Sayings: "That's Re-dikorus.", "Hello, I'm Tigger. Hoo hoo hoo hewooo.", "T-T-F-N, Ta Ta For Now!"
 
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