False. At ATMs that give me the option, I decline the receipt entirely. When I get one automatically, I look it over briefly, then crumple it up and toss it in the trash.
TNP knows several card tricks.
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TNP knows several card tricks.
True, but I've learned to not do them in front of the people I play poker with. 
TNP has had a broken toe.
TNP has had a broken toe.
True. I'll not bore you with the details, but the long and short of it is simply that Dr. Marten's boots crush canvas Chuck Taylors in a mosh pit 10 out of 10 times.
TNP has never been in a mosh pit.
TNP has never been in a mosh pit.
False, but it's been a long, long time.
TNP has one friend or relative that it really is impossible to buy for.
TNP has one friend or relative that it really is impossible to buy for.
True, it's my brother. And I'm that "impossible to buy for" person on his list, which is why we don't exchange gifts any more. And we're both perfectly content with this arrangement.
TNP has a flat-bed scanner that almost never gets used.
TNP has a flat-bed scanner that almost never gets used.
False -- must be close to 40 years.
TNP has a fire extinguisher near their kitchen.
TNP has a fire extinguisher near their kitchen.
True, curse of the hockey Mom, parent player games.
TNP has gone ice fishing
TNP has gone ice fishing
True. Growing up while looking and sounding different than my classmates, and then working in radio for almost 20 years, you develop a thick skin. Too many others wither and develop social disorders, instead of separating constructive criticism from childish insults.
TNP honed martial arts skills in order to fight off numerous bullies.
TNP honed martial arts skills in order to fight off numerous bullies.
True!!, Looking out the window right now, it's going to be a green Christmas here in Canada this year
TNP Went to their first rock concert with their parents
TNP Went to their first rock concert with their parents
False. I was 15, and I went with three friends of the same age. We were, however, chaperoned by the 19-year-old sister of one of the guys in attendance.
And when I say "chaperoned," I mean that she bought booze for us and drove us to and from the show.
TNP has some tendencies towards hypochondria.
And when I say "chaperoned," I mean that she bought booze for us and drove us to and from the show.
TNP has some tendencies towards hypochondria.
False. There's nothing I can't cure with a big bowl of broccoli. Or cauliflower, it kills the really big cancers. The ones you can see through clothing from across the street. (RIP Carlin) Or a wire brush and Lysol.
TNP has eaten some bizarre foods
TNP has eaten some bizarre foods
False, in a way. I've eaten things that would be bizarre to find in my local Wal-Mart, but when/where I ate them, it was a social norm.
TNP's post count would probably be ten times what it is if posts in this forum counted.
TNP's post count would probably be ten times what it is if posts in this forum counted.
False. It would only be a little more than double.
TNP is a frequent poster in more than 3 of the ECF forum areas.
TNP is a frequent poster in more than 3 of the ECF forum areas.
False. I did have one for many years and loved it.
TNP likes to change their avatar for no reason.
TNP likes to change their avatar for no reason.
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