Things we dont do anymore:
..Not having to wonder Did I leave a .... burning somewhere? just before leaving the house or going to bed.
..The mad interstate Head-Swivel-Mirror check for that .... you think just may have NOT gone out the window and is now sitting somewhere burning a hole in your carpet or seat. (closely followed by the mad swerve across 6 lanes of traffic to find someplace to stop to find that darn thing.)
..The innocent toe rub grinding a fallen ash into the carpet. (come on, weve all done it)
..The That?, oh, thats just a little extra pepper line to explain the ashes in the eggs or gravy or whatever. (yes, I used to cook with a .... going)
..Looking at an overflowing ashtray and thinking to yourself, Dang, thats a lot of butts. I ought to do something about that. Did I really smoke all those?. So, you get up and empty the ashtray and start over.
..While cooking, you keep adding extra salt and spices trying to get it to taste right. Only to discover upon serving it, that everyone else is choking on your excess flavor selections.
..Not having to lie when your SO asks How do you like my new perfume/aftershave
..Not having to pick-up butts out of your yard.
Im sure there are others ..
..Not having to wonder Did I leave a .... burning somewhere? just before leaving the house or going to bed.
..The mad interstate Head-Swivel-Mirror check for that .... you think just may have NOT gone out the window and is now sitting somewhere burning a hole in your carpet or seat. (closely followed by the mad swerve across 6 lanes of traffic to find someplace to stop to find that darn thing.)
..The innocent toe rub grinding a fallen ash into the carpet. (come on, weve all done it)
..The That?, oh, thats just a little extra pepper line to explain the ashes in the eggs or gravy or whatever. (yes, I used to cook with a .... going)
..Looking at an overflowing ashtray and thinking to yourself, Dang, thats a lot of butts. I ought to do something about that. Did I really smoke all those?. So, you get up and empty the ashtray and start over.
..While cooking, you keep adding extra salt and spices trying to get it to taste right. Only to discover upon serving it, that everyone else is choking on your excess flavor selections.
..Not having to lie when your SO asks How do you like my new perfume/aftershave
..Not having to pick-up butts out of your yard.
Im sure there are others ..