You're right! I am nuts. I worked an afternoon shift for GM for 30 years. Went to bed at 2:00 and got up at 9 or 10:00 every day for my whole adult life until I retired 4 years ago. The day after my retirement party I passed out at 9:00 at night and woke up at 5:00 am. Been like that ever since.
Not much nightlife out here in the woods, maybe that has something to do with it. The only reason to go to a bar around here would be to drink Bud Light and get into a fight and I can't drink that watered down swill.
No nightlife here in the woods either. I'm a Bud drinker but no light crap. DH drinks PBR.