LOL, epic.
FWIW, I came across a video where a guy was using hydrogen-peroxide (dripping it into the atty) then heating it up with some kind of 3.5v adapter for some other electronic device by touching the post on the battery end.
I drip on a ProVari, so I adapted this a bit for my own use. First I blow out the atty real good. Then I drip several drops of H2O2 in there (enough to cover the coil), and trigger the PV. After a few seconds with the button down, the H2O2 will bubble up as it heats. I let it go for another couple seconds, then dump it out. I repeat this 3-4 times depending on how dirty it is, then rinse with hot water, and let dry (or dry it with compressed air).
Super-heated H2O2 works exceptionally well to remove carbon build up and remove lingering tastes from strong juices you may have used, and basically gives you a nice clean atty to start fresh with. YMMV, but for me it has worked exceptionally well - even better than alcohol soaks/baths like most people recommend.