I can't beat Maxx on humor but, here's my typical very serious testimonial....
I was looking for an easy to use, inexpensive and quality alternative to my purchased off-line e-cig, when I found V4L. It fit all of my needs and more with a 24-hour help forum, including step-by-step video instructions to make things even simpler, multiple ways to reach an outstanding customer service team, including skype and full access to everything a concerned shopper looks for about a company all for over $50 less/month than the unreliable 3-piece models most new vapers find both on and off-line and an included product warranty. V4L also has the largest selection of necessary and fun flavored e-juice, in tester and full size bottles as well as pre-filled carts. V4L's one-stop shopping from your computer to your mailbox is simple for anyone on-the-go, interested in controlling the mess that goes with filling 3 piece e-cigs plus is both time and cost effective. The products are solid, easy-use in a huge assortment of colors with available fun and practical accessories section.
You'll never need to look further for a PV and supplies because V4L has it all for every budget, taste and style in one place! Next to my cellphone, the best investment I've made in years. (
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Can edit this if it's too long to qualify for a goodie bag??
...My cupcake dog needs some goodies...It's bound to get that thing so I ordered it a second cupcake, enroute from USPS's frozen shipping area (51, of course) & I must keep up with it before it finds the juice!! ;-)
Gravity - It
is hard not to mention smoking or health! Maybe you can do one on the various size of batts and auto and manuals. I've only tried the King so far - just sayin...