I'll play.
"This new tank I got from Fasttech is Bostin’” said Dave.
“God bless you, you campy sod" said his best mate Mark, “You couldn’t build an RTA if your life depended on it, not even a noggy one”. “You’re so cack-handed, you make Richard Hammond look like a good driver…”.
“Anyroad up, keep out th’ossard”, said Mark.
“Ta-ra in a bit” said Dave.
The end