LOL! my thoughts exactly. A pack-a-day smoker on a 22hr flight. Going on vacation, the travel time drives me NUTS!!! The only thing keeping me sane is looking at those HOT Korean Flight Attendants...
That's what was killing me, at least half the flight I was flying Korean Air, and rocking first class. I've got beautiful asian women fawning over my, well, most every desire. I was ok, I had 2 patches on me, plenty of nicotine gum and everything seemed to being going well.
One of the beautiful attendants asked me if I'd like a beverage. Well, I'm not one to pass up a free drink, especially when alcohol is involved. I ordered a ginger and rum, (yeah I suck at mixed drinks, I'm a shot guy) she obliged. The first 3 swallows, rationilty and I stopped speaking. I needed an ... cigarette. A tsunami of desire overcame me. I stuck three more pieces of nic gum in my mouth and started chewing like a rabid cow. It wasn't close to enough, suddenly the person in my row who was softly snoring in his cubicle sounded like he was begging me for his brutal enforced silence.
I had a pack of smokes in my pocket begging for release. The thought of spending two weeks in a Japanese jail didn't appeal to me. If you've never looked at a cigarette and thought to yourself, I could eat this, and surely it'll work, you're not addicted, or you've lived a charmed life. It was that bad. I finally landed in Osaka, had brought four cartons of cigarettes with me, just to find out they're cheaper there. Who cares, I was back in smoking bliss.
Runk