This morning as I was walking along the beach with my dog I noticed something shiny sticking out of the sand.
Now I was faced with a quandary ... Not expecting to find a buried treasure I had not brought along a digging tool, or even a pair of gloves ... so, if I were to dig up this shiny object I would be sure to have to endure the wrath of my manicurist. And when she gets upset it looks like this --
Throwing

to the wind .... Oops wait, I didn't
throw the dog to the wind! I
threw

to the wind, and I began to dig. (Yeah OK, so technically it was the dog that dug it up -- I didn't want my manicurist to yell at me).
Anyway, what I discovered was just an old oil lamp. Then as I began to rub the sand off of it a beautiful, blue vapor began to swirl out of the tip. You can imagine how thrilled I was to realize that what I had actually discovered was an awesome new vaping MOD!
I leaned closer to pick up the MOD when all of the sudden the vapor turned into a blue guy dressed in MC Hammer pants!
Thankfully, Mr. Funky Pants didn't insist on singing to me -- and instead he granted me three wishes! So, for my third wish I'm wishing to win this contest with a guess of 27 items!
And this is kind of how I'd look if I win --
