I call this piece "Mental .........ion":
Well, 30 seems to be a very popular answer. My rebellious nature tells me to go against this. Yet, could so many people be so wrong? It is a rational answer, with various evidence to back it up. But what if they all missed the real clue hidden in all the shiny, flashing, beautiful e-cig gloriousness? what if I jump on the bandwagon and the bandwagon has a flat tire? But what if I pick something else and I feel like a fool because I wanted to be different? But what if I can't decide what to pick and someone else wins?! What if I drive myself crazy trying to figure this contest out and they have to ship my winnings to me in the mental institution? What if the monsters in the closet want to borrow my SVD? What if this is all just a clever ploy to make my head explode? And what if.......!!!!!!!!
.....calming zen
vape........breathe.......
vape.......breathe.......vape......30