Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth

 

[jj2]

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present." — Joan Rivers

 

[JoanJ]

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

 

[Lynzy]

“I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.”
― Herman Melville

 

[jj2]

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?" — Author Unknown

 

[FranC]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin

 

[JoanJ]

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

 

[Lynzy]

“Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.”
― George Gordon Byron

 

[FranC]

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams

 

[Lynzy]

“Laughter is America's most important export.”
― Walt Disney Company

 

[JoanJ]

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

 

[FranC]

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

 

[JoanJ]

Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

 

[FranC]

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke

 

[Lynzy]

“Laughter is carbonated holiness.”
― Anne Lamott

 

[jj2]

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?" — Author Unknown

 

[Lynzy]

“I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.”
― Billy Joel

 

[JoanJ]

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

 

[FranC]

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain

 

[Lynzy]

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
― Victor Borge