Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[Lynzy]

“I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral. 
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― Jarod Kintz

 

[FranC]

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman

 

[JoanJ]

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer

 

[Lynzy]

“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.”
― Lenny Bruce

 

[JoanJ]

Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

 

[FranC]

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

 

[Lynzy]

“Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either”
― Golda Meir

 

[JoanJ]

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
- Emil Nolde

 

[FranC]

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton

 

[JoanJ]

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

 

[FranC]

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Ronald Reagan

 

[Lynzy]

“Laugh, and the world laughs with you: Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own...”
― Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 

[JoanJ]

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

 

[jj2]

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." — Robert Orben

 

[Lynzy]

“I know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and it's the only thing to make it stop hurting.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

 

[JoanJ]

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

 

[FranC]

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers

 

[Lynzy]

“Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.”
― William Hazlitt

 

[JoanJ]

Hitch your wagon to a star…but not a supernova.
- M.J. McGuire

 

[Lynzy]

“If a rainbow makes a sound, or a flower as it grows, that was the sound of her laughter.”
― Wm. Paul Young