Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[FranC]

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin

 

[Lynzy]

“Her faith in a loving and forgiving God is strong, but she worships laughter.”
― Miriam Toews

 

[jj2]

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." — Author Unknown

 

[FranC]

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Robin Williams

 

[Lynzy]

“In the darkest of times, laughter helps revolutionize our perspective.”
― Phil Callaway

 

[FranC]

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood

 

[Lynzy]

“At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.”
― Jean Huston

 

[FranC]

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[Lynzy]

“When I die, I plan to be laughing hysterically.”
― Minari Endou

 

[jj2]

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." — Author Unknown

 

[FranC]

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

 

[Lynzy]

“A child's giggle is worth one hundred pounds of gold.”
― Amy Leigh Mercree

 

[FranC]

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

 

[jj2]

"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate." — Author Unknown

 

[Lynzy]

“Our flesh is a gift of laughter.”
― Harley King

 

[FranC]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

 

[Lynzy]

“Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.”
― Elizabeth Jane Howard

 

[FranC]

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner

 

[jj2]

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." — Mark Twain

 

[Lynzy]

“Death Laughs In The Faces Of Clocks”
― Dean Cavanagh