Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[jj2]

"There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened." — Mark Twain

 

[therussellv]

"Well, double dumb-a__ on you!" -Captain Kirk

Last stinky October 15, 2013

 

[FranC]

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

 

[Lynzy]

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

 

[Reddhott]

dnc

 

[FranC]

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan

 

[Lynzy]

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen

 

[FranC]

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

 

[Lynzy]

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx

 

[FranC]

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

 

[Ms.P]

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Erma Bombeck said, "The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic tank."

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank: Erma Bombeck: 9780345471727: Amazon.com: Books

 

[FranC]

Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck

 

[Lynzy]

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well". Mark Twain

 

[Ms.P]

“There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.”
― Criss Jami

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc

I've always believed a young'un's laughter is a sign of high intelligence. This video is classic. Hysterical over her daddy tearing up "yet another" employment rejection letter.

 

[FranC]

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Rita Rudner

 

[Ms.P]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc

I've always believed a young'un's laughter is a sign of high intelligence. This video is classic. Hysterical over her daddy tearing up "yet another" employment rejection letter.

Actually, it looks like a credit rejection letter. But either way, it's an "aawww."

 

[FranC]

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Be careful of reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

 

[FranC]

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

I think I discovered the secret to life. You just hang around until you get used to it.