Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[FranC]

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H. L. Mencken

 

[Lynzy]

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson

 

[jj2]

"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree." — W. C. Fields

 

[Lynzy]

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain

 

[JoanJ]

The minutes will tick, the days will pass, the journey is ours, smile while it lasts.

 

[Lynzy]

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes

 

[JoanJ]

Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. ~Hans Christian Andersen

 

[Lynzy]

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
― Charles Bukowski

 

[JoanJ]

Life is simple, it's just not easy.

 

[jj2]

"You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up." — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

A life without cause is a life without effect. ~Barbarella

 

[jj2]

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder" — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. ~Richard Bach

 

[jj2]

"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it." — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter sliding down a rainbow. ~Terri Guillemets

 

[FranC]

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
H. G. Wells

 

[JoanJ]

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ~Kathy Norris

 

[FranC]

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'Rourke

 

[JoanJ]

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. ~Arthur Miller

 

[FranC]

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor