Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach. ~Havelock Ellis

 

[FranC]

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller

 

[JoanJ]

My grandpa always told me to make the right choice even if someone had a gun to my head. He said to ask myself if this is something I can live with today, tomorrow, a year from now and if I couldn't say yes then I needed to rethink because the gun may misfire.

 

[FranC]

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
H. L. Mencken

 

[JoanJ]

My grandpa used to make me come watch drag races every time Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney raced. He would tell me to watch her keep up with the big boys and then tell me not to let anyone ever tell me that I couldn't do something because it was a man's job or sport. This was in the early back in the early 60's...

 

[jj2]

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." — Winston Churchill

 

[JoanJ]

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I am with you kid. Let's go." ~Maya Angelou

 

[FranC]

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg

 

[JoanJ]

Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 

[jj2]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman." — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

Life: It is about the gift not the package it comes in. ~Dennis P. Costea, Jr

 

[jj2]

"Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted." — Bob Monkhouse

 

[JoanJ]

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

 

[FranC]

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg

 

[jj2]

"Creativity is intelligence having fun." — Albert Einstein

 

[FranC]

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire

 

[jj2]

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down." — Robert Orben

 

[FranC]

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry Lewis

 

[jj2]

"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep" — H. Auden

 

[JoanJ]

Today, fill your cup of life with sunshine and laughter. ~Dodinsky