Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

Humour, to a man, is like a feather pillow. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.

 

[jj2]

 

[JoanJ]

The longest road out is the shortest road home.

 

[jj2]

 

[JoanJ]

Let what is past flow away downstream.

 

[jj2]

 

[JoanJ]

Adversity is the foundation of virtue.

 

[jj2]

 

[JoanJ]

You can know ten things by learning one.

 

[Lynzy]

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

 

[JoanJ]

Fall down seven times, get up eight.

 

[Lynzy]

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
― Albert Einstein

 

[JoanJ]

When the character of a man is not clear to you,look at his friends.

 

[Lynzy]

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

 

[JoanJ]

One kind word can warm three winter months.

 

[Lynzy]

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
― Billy Sunday,

 

[jj2]

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." — Bill Cosby

 

[Lynzy]

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
― Lemony Snicket

 

[jj2]

"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose." — Author Unknown

 

[Lynzy]

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain