Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

Everyone makes mistakes. That's why there is an eraser on every pencil.

 

[jj2]

"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." — Groucho Marx

 

[JoanJ]

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

 

[Lynzy]

“Never memorize something that you can look up.”
― Albert Einstein

 

[jj2]

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" — Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[Lynzy]

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
― Jane Austen

 

[JoanJ]

"Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse."

 

[Lynzy]

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

 

[JoanJ]

"Art is the illusion of spontaneity."

 

[Lynzy]

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

 

[JoanJ]

If you wait, there will come nectar - like fair weather.

 

[Lynzy]

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields

 

[JoanJ]

Wisdom and virtue are like the two wheels of a cart.

 

[Lynzy]

“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
― Bertrand Russell

 

[JoanJ]

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

 

[jj2]

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." — Mark Twain

 

[JoanJ]

Proof rather than argument.

 

[Lynzy]

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
― Charles M. Schulz

 

[JoanJ]

An ant hole may collapse an embankment.

 

[Lynzy]

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
― Friedrich Nietzsche