Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it.
- Bill Bernbach

 

[jj2]

"The lullaby is the spell whereby the mother attempts to transform herself back from an ogre to a saint." — James Fenton

 

[Lynzy]

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

 

[jj2]

"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one." — Albert Einstein

 

[Lynzy]

“Humor is reason gone mad.”
― Groucho Marx

 

[jj2]

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!" — Golda Meir

 

[Lynzy]

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett

 

[jj2]

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." — Roseanne

 

[Lynzy]

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

 

[jj2]

"Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting." — Billy Rose

 

[whodat2112]

 

[JoanJ]

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
Dennis P. Kimbro

 

[Lynzy]

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
― Mae West

 

[JoanJ]

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[whodat2112]

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

 

[jj2]

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." — Author Unknown

 

[Lynzy]

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

 

[jj2]

"One should love animals. They are so tasty." — Author Unknown

 

[rangerrobin]

“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.”

― Epicurus

 

[Lynzy]

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx