Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[jj2]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" — George Carlin

 

[Lynzy]

“You live but once; you might as well be amusing.”
― Coco Chanel

 

[jj2]

"I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure." — Tommy Cooper

 

[Lynzy]

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
― Lily Tomlin

 

[jj2]

Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life." — Author Unknown

 

[Lynzy]

“The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.”
― Oscar Wilde

 

[jj2]

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world.”
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

[jj2]

Tear my heart out, slow roast me over a fire, pull off my eyebrows strand by strand, push pins though my fingernails... do anything to me, anything but a Monday." — Prabhudoss Samuel

 

[FranC]

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett

 

[jj2]

They misunderestimated me." — George W. Bush

 

[Lynzy]

“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
― Charles M. Schulz

 

[jj2]

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up." — Mark Twain

 

[JoanJ]

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
- Elbert Hubbard

 

[FranC]

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno

 

[JoanJ]

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
- Robert Frost

 

[jj2]

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." — Groucho Marx

 

[JoanJ]

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
- Seneca

 

[jj2]

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." — Jeff Foxworthy

 

[JoanJ]

Do first things first, and second things not at all.
- Peter Drucker.