Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
- Richard Bach

 

[whodat2112]

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
- DAVE BARRY

 

[jj2]

 

[whodat2112]

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
- ANONYMOUS

 

[jj2]

 

[liblue1]

 

[jj2]

 

[whodat2112]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- EMO PHILIPS

 

[jj2]

 

[liblue1]

 

[jj2]

 

[whodat2112]

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- AL MCGUIRE

 

[jj2]

 

[whodat2112]

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- BILLY SUNDAY

 

[liblue1]

 

[jj2]

 

[whodat2112]

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- DAVE BARRY

 

[jj2]

 

[whodat2112]

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
- CLAUDE PEPPER

 

[liblue1]