You made me angry and so i present you: E - condom
You can warm it, cool it out, vibrate it, make it make the moves like you selected, wet it.
You can warm it, cool it out, vibrate it, make it make the moves like you selected, wet it.

.... Hey, I know I am weird, but if I was a Woman, I would be repelled by all that body hair. Yeah, I am sure the Ladies find him hot but they first have to get past all that hair to find the rest of him. If I was him, I would invest in lots of "nair" hair remover. Maybe take stock in the company.
..... Getting back to the OP's question …. I can think of quite a few ways to make a tank vibrate. Of course, none of them would be wise or healthy but it can easily be accomplished.