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sorry about that!but imagine eating it!!!!!!
No, I don't want to. You can't make me.
Seriously, if my Mom were still alive I would tell her about these and I'm sure she would say "See, you didn't have it so bad" And she would be right. lol
But I still hated the liver AND peas.
But I still hated the liver AND peas.
My mom packed my lunch for girl's camp one year. she gave me a water bottle and when I drank it I was obviously expecting water. Well to my surprise it was flavored (and disgusting) and I gulped down the sip I took and did not touch it after that. when I got home I asked my mom what she put it in and she replied nonchalantly, "just a few pumps of cherry snow cone flavoring". YUCK!!!
Does it count if the food wasn't disgusting? Just childhood shattering?
Mom made a great dinner one night, the main course being a goulash with "chicken."
I should mention she raised rabbits for awhile. And my favorite (along with a few others) had recently "run away." Anyone else know that rabbit tastes suspiciously like chicken?
Mom made a great dinner one night, the main course being a goulash with "chicken."
I should mention she raised rabbits for awhile. And my favorite (along with a few others) had recently "run away." Anyone else know that rabbit tastes suspiciously like chicken?
Raw vegetables were always a small part of our family dinners. This was something I actually enjoyed for quite a while until I ran into the one vegetable that would actually make me cry: radishes. For some reason these really didn't sit with me in a big way.
Anyway, I was a long time thumb sucker as a kid (oral fixations, go figure) and after years of trying to get me to stop my parents were desperate and took me to a hypnotist. During the process he asked me what food I really didn't like in an attempt to hypnotize me into believing that's what my thumb tasted like.
Surprisingly enough the processes took root in my young mind and my thumb tasted like radishes for some time after. Unfortunately, that night my dinner did as well. Everything on my plate had the same radish-y aftertaste but my mother thought I was pulling her leg and insisted I eat it all. To this day it's a food I avoid like the plague.
Anyway, I was a long time thumb sucker as a kid (oral fixations, go figure) and after years of trying to get me to stop my parents were desperate and took me to a hypnotist. During the process he asked me what food I really didn't like in an attempt to hypnotize me into believing that's what my thumb tasted like.
Surprisingly enough the processes took root in my young mind and my thumb tasted like radishes for some time after. Unfortunately, that night my dinner did as well. Everything on my plate had the same radish-y aftertaste but my mother thought I was pulling her leg and insisted I eat it all. To this day it's a food I avoid like the plague.
That would be a toss up between stuffed peppers and liver and onions I would slip the liver to the dog under the table he loved the crap.
Ok I actually have a great story for this on this is partly my fault but i was like 8 so not really...
my mom,bro and i went out to eat filipino food me and my mom love adobo and my bro likes but but so i was making trouble with my bro calling him but but balut.. well mom was ordering and my bro and i were still going at it both saying but but balut at eachother well i guess it got stuck in the waitresses head that we wanted but but and balut so with our chicken and pork adobo we got a side of but but which is like a sweet rice kind of solid pudding wrapped in banana leaf(delicious) and balut is a fertilized chicken egg with a chicken fetus inside... as a punishment for wasting her money and being an idiot in the resturant she made me eat the balut and i will tell you it was
my mom,bro and i went out to eat filipino food me and my mom love adobo and my bro likes but but so i was making trouble with my bro calling him but but balut.. well mom was ordering and my bro and i were still going at it both saying but but balut at eachother well i guess it got stuck in the waitresses head that we wanted but but and balut so with our chicken and pork adobo we got a side of but but which is like a sweet rice kind of solid pudding wrapped in banana leaf(delicious) and balut is a fertilized chicken egg with a chicken fetus inside... as a punishment for wasting her money and being an idiot in the resturant she made me eat the balut and i will tell you it was
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
My mother was a good cook, but there was a time when we were so poor that we ate nothing but cabbage for 2 weeks(cabbage used to be really cheap 35-40 years ago). Butter was obviously too expensive, so it was either raw or boiled, seasoned with salt and pepper packets. It's the only food I can't stand to this day. True story.
This thread reminds me of a Monty Python sketch. "I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'"
This thread reminds me of a Monty Python sketch. "I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'"
I want to thank everyone for participating in my Mothers Day Contest. It was gross, fun, entertaining, and a lot of laughs. I had a hard time picking a winner; there were so many good ones. However I narrowed it down to the top 3, and had to write them down and pick out of a hat. And the winner is…
Congrats to Peakcomm with the gluey white gravy and canned oil tuna served on white bread. I will pm you with details.
Thank you all again for playing, it was a lot of fun! Look for my next contest coming soon!
Happy Mothers Day!
Vicki
Congrats to Peakcomm with the gluey white gravy and canned oil tuna served on white bread. I will pm you with details.
Thank you all again for playing, it was a lot of fun! Look for my next contest coming soon!
Happy Mothers Day!
Vicki
Hi Vicki,
If I may ask, what other posts were in consideration in the hat draw? I just really want to know.
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