Virgin Vapor ***CONTEST GIVEAWAY***03
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had four apple pies and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have four."
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had four apple pies and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have four."
3/13 #1
Two lines walk into a bar called 3 Dimensions. The bartender asks, "Do you intersect?" The lines replied, "No, we're just askew."
Two lines walk into a bar called 3 Dimensions. The bartender asks, "Do you intersect?" The lines replied, "No, we're just askew."
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3/13 - my #1 and probably only entry (thanks for the chance!)
A blind man visiting Texas for the first time walks into his hotel bar. "Can I get a beer?" he asks.
The bartender slides him a pitcher of Shiner bock.
"Whoa, this is a big beer," says the man.
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bartender
"How about a bowl of nuts?"
The bartender plops a 50-pound bag of nuts onto the bar.
"Whoa, that's a lot of nuts.
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bartender.
Finishing his beer, the man says, "That was great, but now I gotta pee like a racehorse. Where's the bathroom?
"Third door to your left," says the bartender.
The blind man starts down the hallway, but misses the third door. Instead, he mistakenly walks into the room labeled POOL.
From down the hallway, the bartender hears a loud SPLASH, followed by, "Nobody flush! Nobody flush!"
A blind man visiting Texas for the first time walks into his hotel bar. "Can I get a beer?" he asks.
The bartender slides him a pitcher of Shiner bock.
"Whoa, this is a big beer," says the man.
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bartender
"How about a bowl of nuts?"
The bartender plops a 50-pound bag of nuts onto the bar.
"Whoa, that's a lot of nuts.
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bartender.
Finishing his beer, the man says, "That was great, but now I gotta pee like a racehorse. Where's the bathroom?
"Third door to your left," says the bartender.
The blind man starts down the hallway, but misses the third door. Instead, he mistakenly walks into the room labeled POOL.
From down the hallway, the bartender hears a loud SPLASH, followed by, "Nobody flush! Nobody flush!"
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