"Welcoming in Spring" From Spring Vapor!

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Lauralie

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
 

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Fantastic!

Morning folk, I should be able to add the Sneaky Pete's to the site this evening! I will keep you guys posted. I will announce when they are up here first! :D
 

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Awesome Chief! Now only if the taxman would send me my check!!! I already know the one I want!

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Good morning - Chief and RedFox, it's a beatiful day here. How about you

Hey Darlin, could be better here....rainy....eww! Oh well, can't be sunny all the time..:unsure: I can't complain too much though, because we have had some beautiful weather this spring so far.
 

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Doing pretty good! Working at home today, so I'm a little bit bored... How about you?

Insert shameless plug here for the Chief!....vaping on some Skinny Latte! :D

Never board! Too much to do here! Not enough hours in the day. That be every day!
However is is a beautiful one here in Ma!
 
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