Well that was.... unpleasant

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DasBluCig

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Seriously laughing here. :lol::lol:

Thas shum flunny shtuff. Blut plrobably not sho flunny when it happlened. ;)

Like lips on the metal jungle gym in the winter.....!!!!8-o
Yeah...we all laughed.....at the OTHER kid.....
But.....when YOU finally took the dare....:cry:
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Ken, what nic level is the juice?
It was only 6mg. I'd imagine it would have been a lot worse if I was vaping 18mg or something.

Also the shaking could have just been from the jumping up and running frantically to rinse my mouth out. Got the heart pumping for sure. Mostly because I was surprised. LOL
 
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Hey, Ken.

since you're local i'll be glad to teach you how to fill your mouth with juice on demand. you know-- just so ya know it ain't a newbie thing.

we're all here to help...

oh yeh, i can also help you with modern mumbley-peg, as long as you provide the stitches...



I'm sure you've had lots of practice being the expert and all, but I think I'll try to avoid it in the future. You can keep practicing by yourself though Huckleberry.

It seems to me that Mama didn't try hard enough

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Inthe could be worse category, I once instinctively licked a drop of superglue off of my thumb. It felt funny, so I licked my upper lip. Yep, stuck them together.

I got you all beat. I was cleaning my pepper spray (ASP Street defender) and had a small drop of PEPPER SPRAY on my finger and guess whose instinct took over?

Actually it wasn't even a drop, it was like the oil residue, but dang, that stuff woulda gone great on nachos! Haha it HURT

Edit: I've also siphoned gasoline and oil from a lawnmower into my mouth.

Gasoline was by FAR the worst of all my experiences, but the oil took the longest to get rid of
 

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Actually, I begin to draw a second before I gently squeeze the bottle. That's with an atty attached of course. I can hear the juice begin to enter the bottom of the atty and I either let up or keep going depending on the sound and the sound is dependent on how dry it is. Yeah, just takes practice and at times it'll overfill the well. Grab the paper towels........
 

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Seriously laughing here. :lol::lol:

Thas shum flunny shtuff. Blut plrobably not sho flunny when it happlened. ;)

I've got you beat cold:

I used to work for a furniture refinisher, I had just finished spraying some high tech looking cabinet and came out of the spray booth to clean up the gun. Standard protocol when cleaning up from catalyzed polyurethane was to soak the gun in xylol (think 5x strength lacquer thinner) and brush until clean. As I have both hands immersed in xylol nature calls. Thinking nothing of what was on my hands I unzipped and exposed as typical and relieved my self, at about the 15 second mark the xylol made it's presence known in a big way. I howled and began jumping up and down trying to free my self from what felt like flames emanating from the bacon strip. Suffice to say the junk was out of commission for several days.

Lesson learned: wash hands before and after, find better job.
 

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Did the same after cutting Habaneros for chili, I now scrub like a doctor headed for surgery after cutting peppers. :facepalm:

Ha ha.. I took the now X wife to Hooters for some nice "3 mile island" wings and after dinner she got a little amorous and things lead to things and somebody ended up with a hot pepper finger where most ladies would prefer not. She was screaming and coming up off the bed (there for a second I thought I cracked the code).
 

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Ha ha.. I took the now X wife to Hooters for some nice "3 mile island" wings and after dinner she got a little amorous and things lead to things and somebody ended up with a hot pepper finger where most ladies would prefer not. She was screaming and coming up off the bed (there for a second I thought I cracked the code).

Haha yeah. For the same reason, my wife bans hot wings on certain nights.
 
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