Well!.... We're Waiting!!!

[jamvector]

Alright, time for me to start a thread for once, and it should be fun.

Please post your favorite quote from a movie, tv show, book, comic, cartoon, or whatever. I started with one of my favorite movies of all time: Caddyshack.

Who's next?

 

[DesiG]

They're called boobs, Ed From Erin Brockovich... love that one
-or-
Well, there it is. from Amadeus

 

[Gravity]

"Because destiny, John, is a fickle ....." - Benjamin Linus on LOST

YouTube - Destiny is a Fickle .....

 

[Vapor Prince]

"Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou."

A Clockwork Orange

 

[rver]

"now where are my slippers"...the last line spoken in My Fair Lady by Rex Harrison...that's about the only musical I ever really liked...guess I'm weird!!

 

[sawlight]

"I'm Gumby DAMMIT!"

 

[markmcs]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[wader2k]

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ...I don't.

 

[jamvector]

"I'm not quite dead; I feel happy!"
"Suppose there were TWO swallows"
"Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberry"
"Oh, he's not dead; he's pining for the fjords!"
"NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"Have you got ANY cheese at all?"
"Just ONE wafer thin afterdinner mint"
"That wasn't an argument just then; yes it was! no it wasn't! yes it was! .... and on and on"

A few of my favs from Monty Python

 

[Morandir835]

I'm not sure if I can post a lot of my favorite quotes.... I can tell you they belong to Ron Bennington, Jimmie Norton, and Richard B. Riddick....

This one might be safe enough

"I would invite you to thanksgiving, but I can't. (too many people over already) no, my mom hates orphans"- Ronnie B to Pepper Hicks

 

[markmcs]

"....this one goes to eleven...." -This is Spinal Tap

 

[sawlight]

"How much, how much for the little girl? How much for all de wemin, I vant to buy them all! How much for da wemin?" The Blues Brothers.

 

[Adrenalynn]

"
"Suppose there were TWO swallows"

African or European?
Laden or unladen?

 

[dohsma]

Adriaaaan - Rocky

Luke.... Luke... I am your father... obvious

These pretzels are making me thirsty - Seinfeld

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[Mary Kay]

God creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaur ,dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

Jurassic park 2

 

[MachoKing]

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Batman

 

[jamvector]

These are all awesome! Speaking of classics:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now
"Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to" - Catch 22
"Look at the funbags on that hosehound!" - Dumb and Dumber

 

[Riverwolf]

"they turned him into a toady frog"- Oh brother where art thou
"I'll be your huckleberry"- Tombstone

 

[Adrenalynn]

"She turned me into a NEWT!"
...
"I got bettah"

 

[jeffree]

"When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing." Tom Robbins

"People are the worst." Seinfeld

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!" Back to the Future