What follows is my 23 year history of smoking:
First cig - Newport
First pack of cigs - Marlboro Lights (was called a wuss by my highschoolmates for smoking lights; I lied and said I had a cold, LOL)
Next pack of cigs - Marlboro reds (gotta love peer pressure, eh?)
Changed schools - Newports (Marlboros were for grandpa)
Moved to Puerto Rico - Salem
Salems not strong enough - Winston
Winstons got too expensive - Viceroy
-1.5 year pause from smoking thanks to patch-
Resume smoking - Viceroy
Getting expensive again - Cheyenne little filtered cigars, Vanilla flavored $2 a pack FTW
Banned Cheyennes and other "flavored"
tobacco - L&M 100s
Found ECF - Joye 510. Cheesecake 24mg/ml nic. No further questions, your honor.