If I order a juice and its truly horrible, and I mean really revolting, I find a vaper who I think is a bit of a turd. I buy a disposable cell phone and develop a friendship. During the next three months, we hang out, go to ballgames, vape together, etc. All the while, I'm talking up this incredible juice I ordered. Tell him how amazing it is and unique it is and how the vape is stellar even though the bottle odor isn't great. The thing is, every time we get together I promise to bring it next time but always forget. When the friendship is really solid, I take 1/3 of the juice out and mix in some vinegar and old milk and set it on the heater for a day or two and call to meet up with him. I drive over to his house and meet him outside and say I have to run but I remembered the juice. Of course, he's so excited, he goes in and vapes it right away. Then I drive away I wait for the phone call on the cell phone and let it go to voicemail. I play it all night laughing and laughing as he threatens to kill over and over in his message. That'll teach him for being a turd.