1. Animals go crazy
2. People run screaming from their houses
3. ECF freaks out
4. The Germans bomb Pearl Harbor
5. Bigfoot holds a press conference
6. Elvis makes a comeback
7. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Barack Obama become BFFs
8. Jon Stewart goes to work for Fox News
9. Elton John goes straight
10. Al Qaeda surrenders
2. People run screaming from their houses
3. ECF freaks out
4. The Germans bomb Pearl Harbor
5. Bigfoot holds a press conference
6. Elvis makes a comeback
7. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Barack Obama become BFFs
8. Jon Stewart goes to work for Fox News
9. Elton John goes straight
10. Al Qaeda surrenders